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Eiza Gonzalez Has the Best Shorts Ever of the DAy

Eiza Gonzalez is some rich an what may be famous Mexican….for what I like to assume is her taco that she’s stuffed into a pair of really ridiculous shorts on her quest for American fame and fortune…you know just another Mexican taking your white people jobs because she’s got the resources to get a work visa and to wait out a job…it’s bound to happen…and while she waits she’ll just linger around paparazzi hot spots…dressed like this…because unlike the Mexicans I know, including my mother, who was short thick and one too many corn toritllas to fit into her spandex she loved to wear when hooking, this Mexican is like the new age Mexican, not necessarily native to Mexico but mixed with actual quality genes from what I assume is Europe and not the Mayan Riviera… She’s good. Even though I generally just like Mexican women to breast feed me like they were my mom…Tacos in Shorts work too…. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Eiza Gonzalez Has the Best Shorts Ever of the DAy

Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day

Anna Kournikova posted this labor day white bikini pic to her facebook page that reminded me of why I love Anna Kournikova… Firstly, she’s known as a tennis player and I have a tennis player fetish. It’s a sport where the girls can be lean and athletic, white and rich, fancy and luxurious…pretty much the opposite of me…all while grunting and sweating in short skirts flashing panties…like little porn sluts, only it’s acceptable because it’s sport… Secondly, I don’t think she’s made any money off tennis games in the last 10 years, she doesn’t do the circuit, she doesn’t compete, yet she’s so fucking famous from tennis, more people know her, a non tennis player than actual tennis players, and that makes me laugh…She’s scammed the system…because hot girls get everything they want…

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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini of the Day