Tag Archives: aisles

Kaili Thorne Bra and Panties in Bed for Instagram of the Day

Kaili Thorne is the rebel sister of Bella Thorne and some other Disney Sluts who are probably far sluttier than this one in their everyday life, but because of their success, she has had to be as slutty as possible in her social media to even get noticed, because unlike her sisters, she didn’t sell her soul to Disney, but thanks to her sister she’s gonna ride that family name harder than she was an aspiring actress riding Leonardo DiCaprio’s cock at an after party for his film premiere…which in case you didn’t know..is pretty hard… I like her hipster artistic take on shit, it’s hot…

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Kaili Thorne Bra and Panties in Bed for Instagram of the Day

Asshole Lazy Shopper of the Day

America is getting lazier and lazier…it all started with drive thru fast food, to drive thru banking, to you don’t ever have to leave your car and walk around, that shit is for peasants who don’t have cars we are american dammit…but this motherfucker took it too far…you can’t drive down the aisles of the store…yet…I mean not that it’s really needed thanks to the internet, soon we won’t need to even leave our fucking houses, which is a good thing, cuz the people you don’t really want to see in public, like the obese, will probably the first to take that shit on….

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Asshole Lazy Shopper of the Day

What To Expect at Universoul Circus! [VIDEO]

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UniverSoul Circus – an all-new show that delivers irresistible fun for the entire family! Laugh, dance in the aisles, and be amazed by world-class acts from around the globe, including Chinese aerialists, pretzel twisting contortionist, pampered pooches, tigers that’ll have you roaring, and more!

What To Expect at Universoul Circus! [VIDEO]