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Emmy Rossum’s Fitness Porn of the Day

Emmy Rossum is some girl who gets naked on TV because it was the only way she’d get work…and I don’t hate her for that…I hate her for her shitty curation and creative direction in her instagram pictures…because once we see your tits, whether in character on a show…or your simulated sex…whether in character on a show…we expect more than this…”I’ve got a tummy ache while engaging my abs at the gym, because fitness is the key to getting cast as a nude actress on TV, and my celiac disease won’t stop me from that…but it could make me shit myself and/or die…”…. At least she’s not a fake Gluten intolerant cunt, and her gluten actually leads to ass issues you probably wouldn’t want to come face to face with, despite your love for eating ass. Either way, let her be an inspiraton for you all, and remember, she doesn’t get naked on TV because she seeks approval from having never met her father..you’d be crazy to think that. The post Emmy Rossum’s Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Choreographed Dance with her Sister of the Day

A video posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Apr 28, 2015 at 12:04am PDT Miley Cyrus is like a weirdo rich person…reclusive in her own little safe haven that is her house…where select people roll through…and that she never leaves because she gets bombarded by fans…and sure she’s got everything she needs in her house, from drugs, to sex, to pool and games, but she’s still a societal outcast, even though society is watching her every move…and the whole thing is fucking weird, even creepy…especailly when she posts these choreographed dances with her sister, that you know stem from her being some stir crazy, cabin fever, lonely person with nothing but the ability to dance…since she’s been trained to dance by Disney since she was a kid….Either way…she’s a babe…but she freaks me the fuck out. Here she is smoking weed in a hand stand…because fitness The post Miley Cyrus Choreographed Dance with her Sister of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Asshole Lazy Shopper of the Day

America is getting lazier and lazier…it all started with drive thru fast food, to drive thru banking, to you don’t ever have to leave your car and walk around, that shit is for peasants who don’t have cars we are american dammit…but this motherfucker took it too far…you can’t drive down the aisles of the store…yet…I mean not that it’s really needed thanks to the internet, soon we won’t need to even leave our fucking houses, which is a good thing, cuz the people you don’t really want to see in public, like the obese, will probably the first to take that shit on….

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Malin Akerman in her People’s Choice Dress of the Day

Apparently, the People’s Choice awards were on. I wasn’t really aware of this because I don’t care what the people think….I do however know that Malin Akerman’s dress is being talked about, I am not really sure why, I mean she’s just showing cleavage, it’s not like she’s causing a scandal jerking off her strap-on or doing something actually important or scandalous…I mean the fact that this is a thing is pathetic to me when there are real issues in the world that don’t involve moms showing their fake mom tits off at a shitty fabricated event that doesn’t matter…celebrating assholes who have already won…but I guess if you’re a virgin…this kind of thing excites you…while all I am doing is trying to see her implant scar…unless she doesn’t have implants which is totally possible…but that makes this game totally obsolete… All this to say nipples need to be exposed to cause this much buzz…Tits or GTFO! TO SEE ALL THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE PICS OF ALL THE HOOKERS WE CALL CELEBS CLICK HERE

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Maria Sharapova New Year Nike Fitness Campaign of the Day

Here are some pics of Maria Sharapova, pro tennis player who I don’t even know if she’s ever won, but I do know she has probably made tens of millions of dollars in the industry, showing off some working out hustle for Nike, something I find hot to look at…because fitness is sexy as fuck…but the weird thing about Maria Sharapova is she owns a high end candy line, which is sugar based and sweet as fuck and pretty much the whole reason we need fitness cuz sugar is the devil…so I guess she’s just a fucking lie…but I don’t mind watching her fake a workout for a Nike Campaign…because I am a pervert with a Locker Room Fetish….and before every Locker Room fetish…comes a workout…

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