Lonely sci-fi nerds, listen up: It was only a matter of time following the recent influx of geek-themed porn , but Dennis Hof, the professional pimp and entrepreneur behind the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel seen on HBO’s Cathouse , is about to make your fantasies come true. Soon, in the not-so-distant future (ok, a few months from now), Hof and partner/”chief alien design queen” Heidi Fleiss will open the Alien Cathouse 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas — a legal brothel with a science fiction theme. Bring on the green-skinned Orion hotties! At least, given Hof’s dedication to the theme, you’d think that’s the direction his spaced-out new venture will go in. (Question: Can sex workers legally sell their wares in costume as copyrighted characterizations, or will they need to pay royalties? Someone get me a hooker lawyer, stat.) Speaking with the Las Vegas Review-Journal, Hof promises that the establishment will feature “girls from another world,” and that they will, indeed, be clad in alien-themed costumes. The goal is to service geeks of all stripes, Hof explained to CBS Las Vegas — “everyone, all the Star Wars fans and Trekkies.” I’m picturing something like the cosplay ball at Comic-Con, only year-round. And more whorish. Hey! Not that there’s anything wrong with that… All I know is, there’s been a gaping hole in the Vegas sci-fi community since Star Trek: The Experience closed up shop in 2008. Turn down the lights and pour the Klingon blood wine, nerds. You may have trouble finding a three-breasted woman, but I bet these ladies will at least listen to your fanfic. [ Las Vegas Review-Journal , CBS Las Vegas , Geekosystem ]
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