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Vanilla Ice, Bare Boobs, Urine-Soaked Watermelon Featured During Night of Tila Tequila Attack

Key details involving a washed-up rapper, bare breasts and a piece of fruit covered in human excrement are emerging regarding the Saturday night concert at which Tila Tequila was brutally attacked . For once, the mentally unbalanced D-lister has not invented a sordid story, as multiple reports confirm that Tila did, indeed, suffer bloody wounds as a result of a rowdy crowd at the Gathering of Juggalos in Illinois. A former professional wrestler named Colt Cabana was in attendance, for example, and says attendees began to boo lustily as soon as Tequila took the stage and started rapping her single, “I Fucked the DJ.” In response, the former realty star took off her shirt – but this only elicited more insults and projectiles, such as beer bottles… … and a watermelon that had been soaked for two days in urine and feces, a security guard allegedly claims, which a concert goer had been saving for Tila. Despite this incident (or maybe because of it), Cabana said he enjoyed the event, specifically the performance of Vanilla Ice on “Ninja Rap” from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze soundtrack. Really, he said that. Meanwhile, Tequila’s rep says a “lawsuit is pending” regarding the beating (which you can watch HERE ); while her manager adds: “Tila has gotten medical care for the horrific attack that happened to her this weekend at the Juggalos event in Chicago and is in good hands right now and under medical direction. She would like to thank all of her fans for all the love and support that they have given.” The entire thing is shocking. Seriously, who knew Tila had fans?!?

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Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Reach Custody Agreement, Vow to End PR War

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have reached a deal in their custody battle over son Tripp, and will not be bashing each other in public anymore, either. For them, this is great news. For us … boo. What fun is that? Under the deal, filed with an Alaska Superior Court, Bristol Palin will get primary physical custody of lil’ Tripp, who turns two years old this winter. Levi Johnston will have visitation privileges, taking place between 9:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m. on Saturdays and 12-6 p.m. on Wednesdays as well. Hopefully this doesn’t conflict with his mayoral campaign . The agreement states that Levi has to pay Bristol child support. No amount is stated, but the calculation is based on earnings of $72,000 a year. Most intriguingly, both parties legally now agree not to “speak badly about the other parent in front of the child … or allow anyone else to speak badly about the other parent or members of their family in front of the child.” In other words, no more Sarah Palin talking $h!t about Levi or vice versa. Again, probably for the best, yet a little disappointing for THG staff. Moreover, if anyone violates this, they’re cut off: “The parties