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Mary J Blige’s Unfortunate Bikini Pictures of the Day

In Mary J. Blige’s defense, she was never a woman with any sex appeal. People didn’t jerk off to her music videos, she was never considered the hottest thing, and never appeared on those bullshit hot lists that men’s magazines create to sell advertising and legitimize their bullshit, so when she got out in a bikin a few years after being popular, I didn’t expect to see anything I was going to like, and it turns out I was right, this shit is vile and horrible to look at. She should have never put the bikini on, and considering that 95% of black people don’t know how to swim, statistics say she has no business in the shit, so she’s doing this intentionally, maybe to break down stereotypes, except the one that states black bitches have fat asses that aren’t always as awesome as they could be… So here she is squeezing into her shorts… Here are some more pics of Mary J. Blige squeezing er fat ass into a pair of shorts, while showing off her fat titties in a bikini top…. Pics via Bauer

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Melanie Leray’s Full-Frontal in “Dans tes Bras” of the Day

I don’t know who this is. I just know she’s from France and French entertainment is far more interesting than American TV partially because I can’t understand what they are saying so I can’t get annoyed of their bullshit storylines, where as I can’t ignore the bullshit when it is all American and in English, but more importantly, French movies get their pussy naked…sometimes fucked with actual fucking in movies, and the whole thing seems so much more liberal, real and fun to watch cuz as I dude, I can say, that’s all we really want to see in movies. I never care about what is really going on in the movie…we just wanna see pussy lip….but unfortunately, the whole French nudity may be allowed because the pussy is so fucking hairy, bitch might as well be wearing underwear, but I guess after all the pubic hair waxing has gone mainstream, and bush has gone hipster, a little pussy hair is a nice change of pace when not on some rich trust fund girl in her artist loft trying to be a “fashionista” artist….and that’s all I have to say about that, cuz I just watched this clip and realized how shit it is….too late now.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Defoe-Melanie_Leray-Dans_tes_Bras.flv

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Melanie Leray’s Full-Frontal in “Dans tes Bras” of the Day