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Jojo Levesque’s Twitter Bikini Pictures of the Day

Remember this bitch? She was Miley before there was a Miley. She was some underage pussy that everyone wanted to fuck just cuz she was underage. There was nothing hot about her, there was nothing and then she started dating a black dude and quickly become a fantasy of the past…. Well it turns out she’s posting bikini pictures on Twitter to get people to remeber her by following her in some kind of internet candle lit memorial with tits in a bikini top instead of candles…at least she still got cool friends….

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Jojo Levesque’s Twitter Bikini Pictures of the Day

Mary J Blige’s Unfortunate Bikini Pictures of the Day

In Mary J. Blige’s defense, she was never a woman with any sex appeal. People didn’t jerk off to her music videos, she was never considered the hottest thing, and never appeared on those bullshit hot lists that men’s magazines create to sell advertising and legitimize their bullshit, so when she got out in a bikin a few years after being popular, I didn’t expect to see anything I was going to like, and it turns out I was right, this shit is vile and horrible to look at. She should have never put the bikini on, and considering that 95% of black people don’t know how to swim, statistics say she has no business in the shit, so she’s doing this intentionally, maybe to break down stereotypes, except the one that states black bitches have fat asses that aren’t always as awesome as they could be… So here she is squeezing into her shorts… Here are some more pics of Mary J. Blige squeezing er fat ass into a pair of shorts, while showing off her fat titties in a bikini top…. Pics via Bauer

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Mary J Blige’s Unfortunate Bikini Pictures of the Day