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Abigail Clancy Pregnant Bikini of the Day

Abigail Clancy is in Dubai…in a bikini…showing off her stomach that we can assume is about to ruin her vagina provided her vagina isn’t already ruined from you know..making it as a “model”… She’s married to a footballer, she’s got two kids already, she barely matters in the grand scheme or even at a micro level.. I was just in the mood to post some ready to drop pregnancy erotica… TO SEE THE REST OF tHE PICS CLICK HERE

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Your Favorite Christmas Movies Rewritten For The Trump Era

Donald Trump has not yet been sworn into office, but he’s already ruined everything: foreign relations, the platonic concept of ethics, the entire planet, the once pleasing hue of cartoon carrots. It follows, then, that he will soon ruin Christmas movies, whose blind, bleeding-heart optimism will no longer offer us brief seasonal respite, but will… Read more »

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Wishing This Roller Coaster would Malfunction and End the Lives of All on Board of the Day

There are times in my life that I wish for mass destruction that will harm many people….and many families….even though it is wrong to wish death on innocent people….but there is always a valid reason…you see I am sure there are kids on this ride, who have a whole life to live, but I’d be willing to sacrifice those lives to rid the world of Kim Kardashian….you know maybe the ride couldn’t handle her fat….and cracked with trying to pull her through the air….cuz she the fucking devil incarnate and needs to be stopped….because let’s face it…she’s just going to ruin the lives of so many more kids who idolize her, if she hasn’t already ruined them….so it the innocent who go down with her are just a small price to pay to stop her in her tracks…. Unfortunately, she survived this ride, but at least she looked fat and stupid doing it….. Down with Kim Kardashian.

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Wishing This Roller Coaster would Malfunction and End the Lives of All on Board of the Day