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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Ditch The DJ, And Other Wedding Tips [Video]

Gawker wedding expert Phyllis Nefler has some thoughts, and those thoughts include pigs in a blanket and the bleakness of the bouquet toss. More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: The Skirt Made of ‘Feathers, Clouds, Whipped Cream and Youth’ [Altarcations]

What’s that, up there? Is it the proverbial fiddler on the roof, wearing a skirt of “whipped cream and youth”? No! It’s Gawker Weddings Expert Phyllis Nefler, back to explore this week’s Times weddings section. Join her! L’Chaim! More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Are We Done Yet? [Altarcations]

Phyllis Nefler has had a very long wedding season. But she’s back! Join Phyllis as she soothes her bruised feet in a balm made of equal parts scorn, envy, and four-cheese artichoke dip. Let’s score the Times’ Wedding Section! More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Hair Comes the Bride, All Tressed in White [Altarcations]

Fearless Gawker wedding correspondent Phyllis Nefler is braving the heat this weekend as well as the picture-perfect pairings featured in the vaunted pages of the New York Times Weddings section. Come along, but beware: Trinity, teachers, and Maine: oh my! More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: The Hamptons Are So Not Nice This Time of Year [Altarcations]

Phyllis Nefler, Gawker’s tireless weddings correspondent, is currently on vacation in East Hampton, New York. But she took some time off from yelling at the help and burning through paperbacks to annotate this week’s New York Times weddings announcements. Cheers! More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Enjoy That Wedding Dress, Cause It’ll Never Fit You Again! [Altarcations]

For better or worse, in sickness and health, post-Pilates or post-pizza pigout: Phyllis Nefler will love you however you are. Unless you have more advanced degrees than bottles of wine in your fridge. Celebrate good times, come on! More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Welcome to Wedding Season [Altarcations]

Phyllis Nefler took a break from lounging by the pool issuing bon mots to the assembled C-list celebrities at her feet to score today’s New York Times wedding announcements. It is Memorial Day weekend. Wedding season has begun in earnest. More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Everyone Who Got Married This Week Went to Harvard [Altarcations]

Harvard! Harvard Harvard Harvard. Havard? Such is the nature of today’s New York Times weddings section. With so many couples of equal accomplishment, how do we judge them? Gawker wedding expert Phyllis Nefler finds a way, as she always does. More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Everyone Who Got Married This Weekend Went to Harvard [Altarcations]

Harvard! Harvard Harvard Harvard. Havard? Such is the nature of today’s New York Times weddings section. With so many couples of equal accomplishment, how do we judge them? Gawker wedding expert Phyllis Nefler finds a way, as she always does. More

Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Kerri Strug Lands Men Like They’re Vaults [Altarcations]

Did you hear that Olympic gymnast and famous ankle-breaker Kerri Strug got married this weekend? She did, and it was in the New York Times. Which means our resident weddings expert Phyllis Nefler will judge it like a floor routine. More