
JB Smooth enjoys an afternoon at The Grove, and after recommending uniforms to the assembled paparazzi, says that if he had the power to do so, JB would install jerk police to remove all the douchey jerks out there from the public.
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JB Smooth enjoys an afternoon at The Grove, and after recommending uniforms to the assembled paparazzi, says that if he had the power to do so, JB would install jerk police to remove all the douchey jerks out there from the public.
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Not only does crime pay, it saves too! A New Jersey man’s huge wad of cash kept a bullet from ripping into his thigh. But it wasn’t all good luck for Jaquan Taylor, 21, of Paterson — who had a $3,400 bankroll in his pocket — after cops allegedly found heroin and pot in his jacket, leading to his arrest for possession with intent to distribute. Taylor was shot in the parking lot of the Holiday Inn on Route 46 West in Totowa at 3 a.m. on Saturday. Who would have thought that illegally making it rain in the hood could save your life? Source More On Bossip! Wanna Know How Much These Stars Really Weigh??? True Love? Look At These Pics Of Atlanta Falcon Ray Edwards And His Caked Out ATL Boo Centerfolds: The Most Unforgettable Ladies Of Color To Show Up In Playboy Magazine Sour Grapes: The Craziest Rumors Started By Scorned Exes

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You Can’t Be Serious: A New Jersey Drug Dealer Is Almost Shot Dead, But His _____ Saved His Life…
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Venus Williams’ lil tatas were almost put on full blast this weekend: Venus Williams almost had a Janet Jackson moment during a good-natured exhibition match against Italian tennis player Flavia Pennetta in Milan. The left strap on one of Venus’ self-designed eleVen dresses snapped during the match, almost exposing some extra skin to the assembled crowd. Like a seasoned fashion veteran, the elder Williams sister managed to cover up the problem and coolly walked off the court to change outfits. When she returned, she brought some popcorn for Pennetta, who had been forced to wait out the literal changeover. Nice save Venus…but we’re sure one of you pervs would have hoped it popped all the way out. Source

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Peek-A-Boob: Venus Williams’ Itty Bitty Nugget Almost Popped Out During Tennis Match In France
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For a film meant to delve into the experience of being young, rich, and messed up in New York City, Twelve rarely lets its subjects open their mouths. Instead it plays like the filmstrip an anthropology student from Zambia might make about Upper East Side teenagers after a semester of research involving nothing but episodes of Dragnet and Gossip Girl . And maybe The Rules of Attraction , the atrocious 2002 adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis’s novel of the same name. Over-narrated by Kiefer Sutherland in full “this is extremely important and also very, very cool” mode, from its first self-important minutes Twelve seems as if it can’t possibly be serious. Would that it were not.

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REVIEW: Ridiculous Twelve Overdoses on Utter Vapidity
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That was quick! Just a week after Dick Wolf told the assembled television critics of the TCA that he would not be opposed to using celebrity scandals for Law & Order: Los Angeles plots, the veteran executive producer has made good on his promise: A celebrity scandal will be at the center of the series premiere. But which one?

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Guess Which Celebrity Scandal Will Factor in the Law & Order: Los Angeles Season Premiere
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Phyllis Nefler took a break from lounging by the pool issuing bon mots to the assembled C-list celebrities at her feet to score today’s New York Times wedding announcements. It is Memorial Day weekend. Wedding season has begun in earnest. More
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