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Selena Gomez in Some Thigh Highs of the Day

I’m pretty satisfied with the fact that all it takes for me to get excited by sex offender porn is when the sex offender is wearing some knee high slut socks that look like they are from some lingerie store girls who look 12 but are 18 shouldn’t shop….even if there is no sex in the equation because Selena Gomez isn’t Kim Kardashian like that, and doesn’t give me shit I actually want to see, but just glimpses that inspire, cuz she’s at the top of her game, people love her, she has fans, has albums, host songs, and more importantly has the law in her pockety cuz she doesn’t get arrested for acting inappropriate with minors….like my friend down the hall, who always shows teen girls his cock on public transit and is always in and out of jail for getting caught….dude needs to get him some Selena Gomez secrets to get away with sex offense, while encouraging sex offense all at the same time…. I am the kind of guy who is always amazed when I find out 18 year olds have vibrators…Good times….

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Selena Gomez in Some Thigh Highs of the Day

Britney Spears Wonky Nipples in a Tight Pink Dress of the Day

I am always amazed by Britney Spears’ nipples because one is always aiming in another direction than the other, like siblings who can’t stand each other, and who insist on being as far away as possible from each other, despite being forced to live in the same home. If that makes sense, which it probably doesn’t, but that’s okay because either do her nipples…and keeping everything confusing keeps this post consistent…. Pics via Fame

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Britney Spears Wonky Nipples in a Tight Pink Dress of the Day