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Selena Gomez in Some Thigh Highs of the Day

I’m pretty satisfied with the fact that all it takes for me to get excited by sex offender porn is when the sex offender is wearing some knee high slut socks that look like they are from some lingerie store girls who look 12 but are 18 shouldn’t shop….even if there is no sex in the equation because Selena Gomez isn’t Kim Kardashian like that, and doesn’t give me shit I actually want to see, but just glimpses that inspire, cuz she’s at the top of her game, people love her, she has fans, has albums, host songs, and more importantly has the law in her pockety cuz she doesn’t get arrested for acting inappropriate with minors….like my friend down the hall, who always shows teen girls his cock on public transit and is always in and out of jail for getting caught….dude needs to get him some Selena Gomez secrets to get away with sex offense, while encouraging sex offense all at the same time…. I am the kind of guy who is always amazed when I find out 18 year olds have vibrators…Good times….

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Selena Gomez in Some Thigh Highs of the Day

Maria Menounos Greek Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Whenever I see greek ass – i wonder how many dicks have been in it…. Yeah, I know it’s a stereotype that’s been exhausted….not a funny joke, but just truth I actually think when I see her ass cuz I know greek people, and they all love anal sex, they love talking about how hey use special olive oil on their wives, like it is a cultural thing, like souvlaki or feta and olives, that they learned as kids at Helenic school learing about Arostotle and Socrates, the original pedophile teachers, who parents celebrated when their kids were raped by them, cuz it was a honor or something that has carried over generations and generations…ending up in this denim wearing ass… That’s all I have to say about that.

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Maria Menounos Greek Ass in Tight Pants of the Day