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Blake Lively Almost Gives Us A Peek

Posted on July 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For a long time now I’ve been waiting patiently here in my mom’s basement at the Hollywoodtuna World Headquarters for a glimpse or even a chance of a glimpse up my future ex wife Blake Lively’s skirt. Everyone has different goals in life okay. Finally I thought today was going to be the day… I was wrong. Mother Nature is too ladylike and didn’t blow hard enough to get Blake’s skirt flapping in the wind so that the paparazzi to get me my money shot. Stupid Mother Nature always ruining my plans. more pictures of Blake Lively here

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Dad of the Day

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel bad for this guy, he’s getting bad press when he’s just trying to balance having a good time and taking care of his kids and sometimes the two don’t really go hand in hand so you have to make fucking compromises….Everyone is shitting on the motherfucker, but it’s not like he was caught with his dick inside his kids or something….he was just giving them some time to hang out while he looked at titties and last time I checked there aint nothing wrong with that….but if it was me, I’d bring my girls in with me to show them their future profession….like fuckin’ career day, but then again, not everyone is as into education as I am….you people can take away his kids, but you can’t take away his freedom….no wait, they can do that too, fucking authorities always ruining our fun.

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Dad of the Day

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