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Jonas Brother Has a Sex Tape with Blanda Eggenschwiler of the Day

Joe Jonas has a sex tape with Blanda Eggenschwiler…his girlfriend at least according to This Site …. I figure it’s just typical behavior for a overpaid manufactured lie. I remember when those 3 little queers pretended to be virgins, with purity rings, to sell records and market themselves as these wholesome people so Christian parents can buy their records. It was pretty obvious that prior to this sex tape, they were using sex tapes on each other, while high on poppers back stage before their shows….and after their shows…with groupies…. The sex tape was made earlier this month in a room at Park Tower, a hotel in Buenos Aries, Argentina. Blanda, who describes herself as model from Switzerland, is traveling with the Jonas Brothers while they are on tour in South America. At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail. They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!” Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p**** juice off of it,” and he complies. The story may be a lie, but I’m posting it, cuz I want to see it. Not because I’ve always had a thing for Jonas Brothers, but because I have a thing for Sex Tapes. I am also in Blanda Eggenschwiler climbing the ladder with her vagina…let’s hope this is real deal. I’m ready for it. Here are some pics stolen from her instagram – she’s hot and I want to watch her get her fuck on.

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Amanada Seyfried for Tatler Russia of the Day

I thought Tatler was a hardcore porn magazine, but it turns out I was wrong. It happens sometimes. Especially when it comes to porn magazines, since the last time I jerked off to one was 1996, in a magical era before the internet…. So I was pretty excited to see Amanda Seyfried showing the pic, I figured when you’re not nominated for an Oscar that Anne Hathaway won for being in the same movie with a less important role, you step up, break down, go to the extreme. But it turns out that Seyfried remains boring as fuck, while still hot as fuck, in a career that I appreciate cuz she gets naked and fucks, when not doing Disney Movies. She’s everything Lohan was but better. That’s probably why Lohan hates her.

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Kim Kardashian in a Fat Girl Dress of the Day

Kim Kardashian is showing off her tits in a dress that has a built in frilly skirt around the waist like it was a bikini fat girls wear to the waterpark to stylishly cover up their disgusting…in what I assume is the same reason Kim Kardashian is wearing it…because she’s got a lot of disgusting to cover up and I’m not even talking about her personality flaws, I’m talking straight up fat girl body, twisted into something less offensive thanks to straps and harnesses….somethig I have to appreciate cuz her gut hanging over her pants would make her so much worst to look at….and you know she’d make us fucking look at her…that’s kinda what she’s all about… And here she is with Hulk Hogan…a picture that makes perfect sense…

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