Willow Shields is an 18 year old girl from Hunger Games where she wasn’t 18 years old…so this must be very exciting to those of you who had a crush on her and thought she was cute while masturbating to that series…. I have never seen the series, or heard of Willow Shields… The only Willow I know is Willow the midget from the movie Willow….but the one, like that one,, looks like a midget too…one showing off her ass like the young people do… And I don’t know about you, but there’s nothing like a midget with midget legs doing bikini porn for social media in a pair of fucking Birkenstocks, like some kind of lesbian hippie backpacker from the late 70s, on her way to gay marry in some remote village in Peru… The post Willow Shields in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Brooke Burke has a ridiculous fan base… I assume they remember her from when she was on Wild On, from back in an era where getting half naked and partying around the world was enough of a concept to sell a show, an era where I should have been selling TV shows, and I guess I kind of was, to random drunks at the bars I used to frequent, who weren’t Hollywood Execs…but who still would jerk off in the plants like Weinstein… I did pitch two shows one was a Jackass of Picking Up girls called Pickin’ Up…I pitchd it to some exec at Comedy Central who didn’t buy it and made me give up on my dreams and focus on this site….that has raped my life and dreams and distracted me from opportunities that I should have put my time into. That idea wouldn’t work now that that whole #metoo shit ruining all our fun, and the other one, i don’t remember…but none as simplistic as “Playboy bitch with bolt on tits in bikini at parties around the globe”…like they spent money producing this shit, flying people around, and you perverts fucking watched it. That said…I was one of those perverts, she still looks awesome, 20 years and 20 kids later, recently divorced wanting you to jerk off to her old lady body cuz it doesn’t look as old as the menopause probably makes it smell…all dusty and shit…but you can cum in her and she won’t get knocked up…which I’d say is probably a first for her…but it isn’t… I can think of someone who did these shots a lil bit better… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Brooke Burke Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Aubrey O’Day is a fucking legend…yes she’s that old, she’s been around that long, but after breaking up with her Jersey Shore idiot she was with, you know as she was heading back to white after going black and stopping with GUIDO along the way, the transitional period where she actually wanted to fuck a monkey…. Well, she saw all the whores getting attention being whores, and knows how easy it is to be a whore, so jumped on it…I mean social media has is a joke when you’ve made it pre-social media as a whore… The interesting thing about her, is there was a time she was fat and horrible looking when on the Apprentice with Don Junior Trump….literally ON him….but that allowed me to learn that she understood marketing, and probably should have won that series…and this is the proof that she’ll take it upon herself to get this done….getting it done…the right way…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Aubrey O’Day Knows her Angles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The ongoing drama surrounding Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert’s divorce has resulted inn a lot of attention being paid to a little-known country singer named Cady Groves . As you can see from the pic above, Groves knows how to grab the spotlight, and she’s capitalizing on the end of Shambert. By posting tweets hinting that she had an affair with Blake , she’s subtly but firmly making sure she’s being talked about. Cady has yet to speak about the affair directly, but her constant tweets about love, relationships and her desire for a “second chance”? They certainly seem to be timed to coincide with Shelton’s divorce, don’t they? Cady’s older brother, Cody Groves, begs to differ. Speaking with Radar Online, he claims that his sister is just trying to rebuild her life after Shelton destroyed her career . Back in 2013, rumors about an affair between Cady and Blake spread like wildfire, and Cody claims Cady was basically blacklisted in Nashville. “All that cr*p that happened years ago ruined her career,” Cody says. “She lost her record deal. She lost an album she spent years on.” View Slideshow: 23 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces As for the rumors that Cady is using the Shelton and Lambert’s drama to draw attention to her own career, Cody says otherwise. Nothing could be further from the truth, he says, adding: “She wouldn’t intentionally be trying to stir up negative drama with Blake.” “That is why her career fell through. She wouldn’t intentionally be trying to get attention from it when she’s working her butt off to get her career back.” That may be true, but Cady has been awfully active on social media. Interspersed with her cryptic, attention-grabbing tweets about lost love are some plugs for her upcoming music video, too. Just saying. View Slideshow: 13 Memorable Celebrity Side-Pieces: Because Every Cheater Needs Someone to Cheat With!
