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Hayden Panettiere Poses With Average Sized Dude of the Day

Posted on September 13, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hayden Panettiere is substantially cuter when they throw her next to average sized people making her look like some kind of elf sent from heaven to give virgin nerds and homosexuals in the closet but who love broad shoulders something to masturbate to…it’s like this is the shit Santa built his little fucking sex palace in the middle of no where so he never got arrested for…elves you can both fuck who make your dick look huge, or use as a dildo when you want a P-Orgasm…multi-purposed…what can’t this bitch do…kinda thing…

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Emanuelle Chriqui’s Lookin’ Solid in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Canadian Moroccan Jewish Emanuelle Chriqui, who is actually from Montreal, where I live, but is one of those Montrealers who has gone hollywood with all of one show, who when she comes back to visit relatives, cuz those Moroccan Jews know how to breed and have family everywhere, acts too cool for anyone who talks to her, because that’s what forgetting your roots when you make all kinds of money and have all kinds of fans even though you only were on on show is all about… Well she was in a bikini and it looked alright…considering how much of a cunt I hear she is, it looks like it’s average sized….but them titties…them titties be fertile…all ready to breed…to bad her boyfriend’s gay…But you wouldn’t know that because I cropped him out…and apparently, either does he…boom.

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Holly Madison’s Sweet Spandex Booty

Posted on January 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not exactly a fan of Playboy chicks wearing this much clothing, the old man in the mansion chose these women to be naked for a reason, but I’ve got a little thing for Holly Madison so I’m posting them anyway. Here she is getting into her giant SUV in a nice pair of spandex pants. Nice booty. Alright it’s not a little thing for her, it’s an average sized thing, or at least that’s what I’ve been told.

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Jessica Simpson Needs To Feed Us Some More

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m glad to see that Jessica Simpson is heading out more often these days, but I’m disappointed with her clothing choices. She was doing so well when she hit the town in that massive cleavage busting dress that got the whole celebrity blogging community buzzing, but she seems to be covering up again

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Malin Akerman’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

Posted on October 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It is always nice to see a low level celebrity forget that cameras are watching her get out of the car in her dress….I mean unless she did it on purpose, like the whore you’d expect her to be, you know this far along in Hollywood, getting roles when her acting is nothing better than when a stripper tells me she loves me right as one song fades out and another fades in to lock me into another 10 dollars…but 90 percent of Malin Akerman’s fans are those virgin losers who like comic books and feel a deep rooted respect and love for her that don’t need cockteases since they already have every single picture of her on their computers and digitally printed onto their pillow cases, and her action figures…..so I figure this is strictly accidental…and boring….she needs to step it up and show some lip…. Pics via Fame

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Khloe Kardashian and her Fat Black Man Lovin’ Ass of the Day

Posted on October 30, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Khloe Kardashian has a tattoo on her ass that reads “Daddy” because he is the only man who could legitimately say he loved her. Every other man was either disgusted by the fact that bitch is so bulky and masculine, like some kind of monster of a woman who no one should ever see naked, not even when drunk and too horny to contain their erection because when up against her fat ass and big hands, your otherwise average sized dick looks mini, or black and into fat half white girl ethnic booty and can’t help but want to see it bounce on their dicks, since they are the only dicks capable of this kind of endeavor.