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Hillary Clinton Wants to See Lenny Kravitz’s Penis

Oh, that Hillary Clinton. She's just such a natural at comedy. Coming off an awkward appearance on The Tonight Show , followed by some REALLY awkward dancing , the Democratic nominee sat across from Lena Dunham for an interview this week. The Q&A was part of a scripted bit for Funny or Die and a snippet from it features Clinton saying she thought this would be an interview with Lenny Kravitz (because Dunham is launching a digital newsletter titled “Lenny”). “Did you see the footage where his pants split?” Dunham asks Clinton, referring to that concert snafu this summer during which we saw Kravitz's penis . No, Clinton responds, she “missed” that. Well, you can definitely find it on YouTube, Dunham assures Hillary, to which she replies: “Good. I'll look for that.” Sorry, Republican hopefuls. It looks like HRC has the Lenny Kravitz penis fan vote all locked up.

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Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting: It’s Over!

After less than two years of marriage, Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting announced today that they’re calling it quits. “Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting have mutually decided to end their marriage,” said Cuoco’s reps in a statement People magazine. “They ask for privacy at this time. No further statement will be issued regarding this matter.” Divorce rumors about Cuoco and Sweeting  have been circulating for months, but the actress repeatedly denied that she and Sweeting were having any problems. Earlier this week, Cuoco assured fans that Sweeting, was perfectly alright with watching her marry her ex-boyfriend Johnny Galecki  on the season premiere The Big Bang Theory. The decision must to split must have been made recently, as Kaley was posting photos of Ryan on her Instagram page as recently as two weeks ago. Cuoco and Sweeting got married on New Year’s Eve 2013 after just three months of dating. As an unemployed former pro tennis player Sweeting instantly became the butt of male gold digger jokes. Sweeting was always quick to rush to his defense: “I have never been more proud of anyone on this planet,” she wrote on her Instagram page in April. “his guy is fighting back from a whirlwind of injuries and not to mention constant ‘conversation’ regarding our marriage and basically any daily decision we decide to make.” Reps for the couple claim that the split was amicable. 

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