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Catharina Bellini Brings the Pussy to Instagram of the Day

Catharina Bellini is some instagram model from brazil, who is not all that hot, and who compensates by being not that hot, by posting pictures of her tits and pussy on instagram, and presenting it like she’s some kind of feminist artist, who like celebrating her period, becuase her period makes her a woman and it should be smeared on white walls everywhere, even though all bodily fluids should really be kept to your damn self, you don’t see me rubbing my giardiasis feces all over the place celebrating eating some immigrant asshole I shouldn’t have eaten…or more interestingly my snot on door handles for all to touch…keep it to your damn self…you bleed, you’re fertile, doesn’t mean I want that shit on my fucking dick or my bed looking like a murder scene… Either way, pussy on instagram…good times… The post Catharina Bellini Brings the Pussy to Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rihanna Stripper Dance for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets of the Day

I haven’t seen this Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets Luc Besson film but apparently Valerian is some French comic, and Luc Besson, probably best known for The Fifth Element, a movie I remember seeing in the late 90s, that inspired all the raver girls I knew to wear ridiculously colored hair and slutty outfits designed by Jean Paul Gauthier…. I don’t really fuck with Sci/Fi unless it’s got elements of perversion, which most of it does, because nerds are fucking perverts, all undersexed and too smart for their own good. In this Velerian, a movie that came out in the summer and that I didn’t see, Rihanna before she was fat, probably filmed two years ago, had a stripper dance scene and looked good, flexible and lovely, even if it was possibly not her doing all the dancing – but rather some circus performer as the french do…and the video is now on the interent for you Rihanna fans to jerk off to it…take it in…white latex nurse uniform my god. The post Rihanna Stripper Dance for Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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