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I still don’t know who Meagan Good is, but I figure that as long as she’s dressed like a hooker in Pretty Woman, I’ll notice her. Not necessarily because she’s hot, but because the era when Pretty Woman hit gave me re-vamped hope that my broke ass would fine love on the street, unfortunately leading to some pretty miserable, abusive, dirty smelling adventures, because street whores don’t actually want designer clothes, they want fucking crack. I’ll also notice her cuz she’s black and I like to channel women of colored, not necessarily because I have slave/plantation owner from the 1800 fantasies, but because black girls hate me and my small dick and it makes me want them….I guess you’d say I have jungle fever because the jungle has always told me I can’t get past the gates…I haven’t even had a blowjob from a black chick cuz even the black street hookers turn me down…it’s like I’ve got some blackness repellant that I don’t know how to get rid of but I do know that I’m missing out… So little shorts, whore boots and working your ass for a camera is always a good look, unless you’re a man, in which case it is massively gay….unfortunately Meagan Good’s ass isn’t that interesting, but her tattoos and style are ghetto enough for me to remember my back alley encounters on the street…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Meagan Good Shows Off Her Ass in Shorts of the Day