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I Want to Have Sex With Samantha Hoopes of the Day

Samantha Hoopes is the virtually unknown Guess model turned Sports Illustrated model from Penn State who has a weird face, but who has ridiculous fake looking tits…who I want to have sex with… I don’t really need SI to find me girls to want to have sex with as they usually just disappoint me with their choices…but this Hoopes chick is 23, looks 29, rocking porn tits..made the cut and I want to have sex with her… Not that that’s saying much, I would have sex with rancid ground beef.. Here are some of her instagram pics…

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I Want to Have Sex With Samantha Hoopes of the Day

Asshole Driver of the Day

Here’s a dude driving out of a gas station slamming some old guy because the old guy was out of line…and the cops are apparently looking for him…which I guess makes sense since he ran someone over…but also bums me out because I think it’s our god given right to run over a motherfucker if we are in a car and he’s on foot and gets snappy and runs his mouth off at us…it’s called consequences of your actions…don’t fuck with someone in a car…but no…the law has to step in and ruin our fun…If we were still cavemen, sure we wouldn’t have cars, but we’d wouldn’t have some third party regulating how we teach motherfuckers a lesson.. Who really cares, the run over dude survived, there’s hardly a story here.

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Asshole Driver of the Day

Midday Motivation | What Comes Easy Doesn’t Last And What Lasts Doesn’t Come Easy

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“Don’t pray for lighter burdens, pray for a stronger back” – Author Unknown When things get tough, don’t give up because the old saying is…

Midday Motivation | What Comes Easy Doesn’t Last And What Lasts Doesn’t Come Easy