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Candice Swanepoel Falls for Givenchy of the DAy

Candice Swanepoel, the graceful, boring, Victoria’s Secret Model, who I guess also dabbles in fashion modeling, because she was walking, or at least trying to walk for Givenchy… I guess it’s safe to say…it’s the fall collection…right…Or maybe it’s just the end of summer and the beginning of fall….or maybe I should kill myself…with my fall jokes when I have nothing to say about an unmemorable model, doing what is probably the most substantial thing she’s ever done, but not just being unevntful… Maybe wearing clothes threw her off, you know used to being in bra and panties…or maybe she just slipped because she’s been starving herself and feels so weak…or maybe…it was just a accident….and maybe there’s someone out there who jerks off to accidents…and I know there is…because there’s someone out there willing to jerk off to anything… The post Candice Swanepoel Falls for Givenchy of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce’s Ass to Promote her Album of the Day

Here’s a video that was just sent to me of Beyonce in lingerie…for some new song that doesn’t matter because you are going to put it on mute or pause when you masturbate to it, you sick fuck. If you know anything about me or this site, you will know that I can’t fucking stand Beyonce. I think she is the devil and I do not endorse this new slutty behavior in efforts to compete with the younger, hotter, less annoying popstars. I don’t dig her booty shaking, or pantsless outfits, and if anything I find it a pathetic attempt for Jay-Z’s affection, cuz he owns Rihanna and shit….. But I figured I might as well post it here, cuz they’ve only had 900,000 views and Beyonce could use the 4 I’m gonna send her….you know from my failed empire to her leaching monsterous cunt….yay. On a sidenote, someone told me this is a picture form her promo materials for her new album, you know cuz she’s been starving herself to fit in and figures she’s got it going on enough to pull this kind of stunt, but I’m pretty sure it’s just a stunt ass, or photoshopped to hell, and really the problem is that Beyonce ass, should never be used in this way….and I’m the kinda guy who thinks ass should always be used…no matter what shapes and sizes as long as isn’t Beyonce’s ….

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