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Lottie Moss Ass Does Instagram of the Day

Lottie Moss is not as hot or relevant or interesting as Kate Moss is, but at 19, she’s pretty much doing it right, because kids these days don’t want to pave the way for themselves, that requires work, and other kids don’t want to follow kids who pave the way for themselves, that requires an opinion….when they’ve been trained to just like what they are told to like…it requires less work…but one thing they can all collectively agree on is that instagram followers is a real thing that matters, it’s almost a competition and if you have a name like Moss and a sister like Kate Moss, you fucking milk it, because it’s enough…..throw in some butt shots…and we’ve got social media marketing…butt shots and famous relatives… The post Lottie Moss Ass Does Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato’s Thick Leg in Fuck Me Boots of the Day

You know, the caption “THICK LEG IN FUCK ME BOOTS”…is a hot fucking visual, gives a hot fucking concept, even for someone who likes skinny girls, because a thick leg is so sturdy sounding and fuck me boots are so hot, because fucking a skinny bitch is ok, but requires work, but a thick leg to me means a strong leg, and capable of riding my lazy big belly for hours…thick leg is also good to wrap around my neck… But Demi Lovato…ruins it…when it’s her thick leg in fuck me boots…makes the whole thing substantially too real… I just find her totally unattractive, even disgusting to look at. I also think her whole “embrace your body”…marketing campaign is manipulative, but I guess as a Disney Kid, manipulative marketing is all she’s been trained in… Here she is performing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Demi Lovato’s Thick Leg in Fuck Me Boots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bird Goes After Balls on TV of the Day

This bird is such a homo and loves balls in his mouth or maybe he’s been trained in some basic slapstick comedy where all it takes for a few cheap laughs is to nip a motherfucker in the balls on TV, like this shit was America’s Funniest Videos and Bob Saget was still getting work or some shit…I don’t know about you, but I always get a kick out of seeing someone kicked in the balls, that’s why I always try to trick my retard friend to run up to random strangers on the street and throw a punch for laughs, because no one ever gets mad at a retard, even when they hit you in the fucking balls…

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Padma’s Baby Daddy Issues

Link: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/dad_w… Oooh, Padma's trying to keep the biological father away from her new daughter. Lessons in how to keep your baby daddy around: be an Indian supermodel. Write that one down. Read

Wilford Brimley Cat Plays Dead

This kitten has been trained in the venerable form of pet art known as “Bang! Play Dead.” The artist's manipulation of time is particularly innovative. (p.s. Does anyone know the actual breed name for a Wilford Brimley cat? Thanks.) The Best Links: via Have You Seen This Watch