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Kirsten Dunst is Naked in Melanchloia of the Day

Here’s some movie about the end of the world staring Kirsten Dunst, which is appropriate, because the end of the world already happened to her, and I guess she’s picking up the pieces like the nuclear holocaust hit and she survived, trying to brush her shoulder’s off and figure out the next steps of life, you know putting the shattered pieces back together like a complex puzzle that is drug and substance abuse, that took her from the top to the gutter, climbing back into the limelight one nude scene at a time…and lucky for us, they snuck some naked Dunst in the trailer, cuz her busty tits on her skinny frame, are always pornographic to me….

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Kirsten Dunst is Naked in Melanchloia of the Day

Evan Rachel Wood Naked in Mildred Pierce of the Day

Evan Rachel Wood’s skinny body Marilyn Manson used to fuck did an HBO miniseries naked….. Mildred Pierce takes place in California during the 20s or 30s and Evan Rachel Wood plays Kate Winslet’s annoying, spoiled daughter who fucks Kate Winslet’s boyfriend… And really I don’t give a fuck what the storyline is, I just like the fact that there’s titty on TV, cuz there was a time jerking off to TV was a real challenge, where you’d have to get creative and you’d have to be able to cum fast before the beer commercial was over and I’m glad that era is no more….The internet has forced the mainstream to step it up…I guess that means my job here is done…we’ve accomplished what we came to do…and now I can go back to my tap dancing career I always dreamt of.

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