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Nina Agdal Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Outtakes of the Day

If you’re a big enough virgin loser fan boy who is all about Nina Agdal despite her downs syndrome kind of face…you’ll probably see nipple in these outtakes for Sports Illustrated that I call “second wind marketing”…hype died down, let’s try to get a few more magazine subscriptions sold… I find these pics boring, which is almost insane to say, because she’s naked and pulling down her shorts like some kind of porn shoot, you know before the porn happens, but I guess I am just desensitized and find this bottom feeding garbage… I think her shoot would be more interesting if a snake at a crocodile on set… All this to say…these outtakes have be retouced.

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Nina Agdal Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Outtakes of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom, an activity that I think ruins women on all fronts….cuz pregnancy has no glow…they just like to think that’s a glow…to make it a less disgusting experience….an experience that makes families, but rips apart perfectly good vagina….. Seriously…I fear all things baby….. But for some reason, a reason I call her awesoem body, I can see past that horrible torture she’s done to herself…kinda like eating out a hot girl you know has herpes, cuz it just doesn’t matter in the grand schemes of things…cuz she’s so hot…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK (scroll down)

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a Sexy School Teacher for Love It Magazine of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a busty UK saap star…from Cornation Street, some blue collar ghetto shot shit that I used to watch and that gives me panic attacks cuz it’s so garbage….and this is coming from a dude who lives in a one bedroom, unheated, basement apartment with rats….but she was the flower growing amongst all the fucking shit I guess….and now she’s gone onto great things…like this photoshoot that screams cheap porn magazine pics before the porn happens…you know the whole first three naughty teacher pics to set the fucking mood…and I fucking love it…even if most my fantasys when it comes to school is not getting my Masters degree…but instead being that naughty teacher….cuz young college girls are fucking hot…

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Helen Flanagan is a Sexy School Teacher for Love It Magazine of the Day