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Lauren Conrad’s Showing Some Bra for Lucky March 2013 of the Day

OMG! Lauren Conrad exists….she didn’t blow up with the rest of the cast of the HILLS like she should have…but I guess that’s because she’s gone onto bigger and better things….like posing in LUCKY magazine 5 years later, a magazine with a readership of at leaser 200 women at the gyno office….and she’s even showing a little bra to really set off fire alarms….letting us all know she’s not dead…even though she might as well could be….considering how much she matters now that her pollution has been taken off TV….. And the real question is…how many dudes do you think have jerked off to her? I’m thinking not that many…

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Lauren Conrad’s Showing Some Bra for Lucky March 2013 of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a mom, an activity that I think ruins women on all fronts….cuz pregnancy has no glow…they just like to think that’s a glow…to make it a less disgusting experience….an experience that makes families, but rips apart perfectly good vagina….. Seriously…I fear all things baby….. But for some reason, a reason I call her awesoem body, I can see past that horrible torture she’s done to herself…kinda like eating out a hot girl you know has herpes, cuz it just doesn’t matter in the grand schemes of things…cuz she’s so hot…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK (scroll down)

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Photoshoot of the Day