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Keira Knightley in a Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Keira Knightley is a name you rarely hear, maybe because of BREXIT and her being from the UK, eliminated from the EURO that is our life…or maybe she’s just old, tired, married, a mom, working once or twice a year to maintain her lifestyle or to not watch her stupid pile of hollywood money dwindle…I couldn’t tell you..because I haven’t done a WIKIPEDIA search on her…but I guess I could….why bother… Married or mom, old or not as old as you think she is, she’s still capable of being as boring as ever..but in the event she is a mom – be happy these are “classy” shots where baby damage like the ripped apart vagina and raped stomach aren’t showing….that shit’s awful to look at….however so is this…and some ARM in a sheer shirt…isn’t hardly fascinating….how about we try it again with more mom pussy lip… The post Keira Knightley in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lo Bosworth Showing Off Her Legs of the Day

Posted on October 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lo Bosworth was caught in the rain without an umbrella and it was nice to see because the sun has been shining on her life a little too much lately and I don’t find that fair. It’s like doesn’t this bitch really shit horseshoes, or can bad things happen to her, not that getting rained on is that big of a deal, but it would have been nice if her sprint in the rain ended with her getting hit by a car that didn’t see her because visibility was low and because she was in dark clothing and that she didn’t see because she was in too much of a panic from not knowing how to deal with a rainstorm, but I guess that’s too much bad luck to ask for, so we’ll start with the rain and work our way up the list until her peak turns into a deep hole she can’t crawl out of.

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Abigail Clancy in her Bikini for Pepsi of the Day

Posted on October 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In doing marketing right, Pepsi recruited some pretty decent pussy to wear her bikini in hopes of selling product, and that’s a win for me.

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Jenna Fischer Photoshopped Bikini Pics for Shape Magazine of the Day

Posted on October 16, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is the sloppy pussy that the creator of Spike’s shitty PG-PORN viral videos everyone gets hard over, despite them being as boring as his wife’s body in a bikini even when photoshopped for Shape Magazine…seriously, shit is on some Funny or Die kick that just isn’t funny, but people think is funny, because they think they are supposed to, when the fact is that he’s only doing it because he can make it in actual hollywood since his concepts are so shitty and the only gig he had was as a writer of such classics as Scooby-Doo 2: Monster’s Unleashed.