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Some New Pics of Kate Upton in Vouge of the Day

This is for the die hard Kate Upton fans who were unsatisfied with the LAST TIME I POSTED THESE PICS ….cuz they were scans from the magazine and there were captions destroying her photoshopped integrity as a model….not that she really has any integrity as a model as far as I’m concerned, but that’s because I like my models to look like models, fit, thin, and awesome, and not thick and piggish and built like she’s gonna be 300 pounds just as soon as she starts eating again when this hype, that is totally undeserving starts to fizzle out….you know cuz people will realize that her stomach and her hips and her ass all fucking suck..and even her tits and the fat under her neck are sloppy at best….but I wouldn’t want to offend you and mock your dream girl…you no taste motherfucker….instead I’d like to give you pics of her made to look her fucking best…to continue the lie that is Kate Upton….

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Some New Pics of Kate Upton in Vouge of the Day

Some Boardwalk Empire Nudity of the Day

Gretchen Mol and Anne Bergstedt Jordanova were naked in Boardwalk Empire, which aired last Sunday, which means I am 3 days late on the shit, which I blame on being in Central America, where the Coca Cola is half the price of the bottled water owned by Coca Cola, where there are no TVs or Internets in my cabana in the jungle, where the prostitutes are large in their ass and flat in their tits, but some have dicks….and where the handjobs have been weak and lacked conviction….so keeping up on the shit, while trying to stay alive, for a show that you’ve probably seen already, even if it is the best parts of said show….is not exactly a priority….but you know what, I’ll do it for you anyway….because I believe in the progression of Television…from shitty sitcoms to hardcore porn…it is all about evolution…. Gretchen Mol…. Anne Bergstedt Jordanova….

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Some Boardwalk Empire Nudity of the Day