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Rose Bertram is the Model in Dubai of the Day

Rose Bertram is a Sports Illustrated model – in her bikini in Dubai…possibly getting shit on by very rich Arab men in the timeless joke about instagram models heading over to Dubai on the private jet to give these rich dudes a taste of America…because it actually happens…so much so that if I was a model…I wouldn’t tag Dubai…just to try to pretend I’m not a fucking hooker on a free trip…or on a “job”…for some rich dude’s fake bikini company that involves being shit on by him and his friends….because we know they have the money…we know models love money and we know Rose Bertram and her big tits isn’t making that money in the legitimate way and a girl’s got needs… The post Rose Bertram is the Model in Dubai of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Paris Butt Shot of the Day

There are thousands of girls on my instagram, around 7,000 girls on my instagram, who aren’t actually on my instagram, but who I follow because I am a fucking creep – who take better pics, sluttier pics, more naked pics, and have more followers than Gigi Paris… They are more successful, more interesting, more creative, more amazing than Gigi Paris… They’ve get work, are younger, tighter, and more amazing than Gigi Paris…. They have hundreds of thousands of followers, but if I told you their names you wouldn’t remember their names, not that I remember their names, but I see them pop up here and there and think “I should do a post on this babe”….but never do.. Yet here I am putting up a pic or two of Gigi Paris…someone who is a virtual unknown, with 50,000 followers, who no one cares about….but I’m lazy…and it’s availble…so why dig for content when it’s emailed to me…right…maybe that will be my resolution for 2017…but I never stick to that shit so why bother.. Especially when the low level shit I recycle is massive hard nipple tits in a sweater… The post Gigi Paris Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rose Bertram for Love Magazine of the Day

Fine, I’ll give Love Magazine one more free post – and I won’t even shit on them for delivering 30 useless videos, one for everyday in December, and possibly more, they could have started on Thanksgiving, I can’t be too sure, but I can be sure that it had no context, was just noise that featured popular girls on social media, who you could argue are “it girls”…but I feel we live in an era where there is no such thing as “it girls” as everything just sort of overlaps into one huge ball of feces…including but not limited to these videos.. I don’t give a fuck abotu Rose Bertram, she’s a busty ethnically ambiguous SI Swim model, I didn’t watch the video, but I am posting it, because that’s what mooching other people’s content is all about…so here’s to Mooching more in 2017… The post Rose Bertram for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Madison Beer Is 17 And Has Bad Parents

I know I’m probably the least-qualified person alive to be giving anyone parenting advice, but I was looking at these pictures of Madison Beer  at the beach, and I honestly don’t understand who lets their 17-year-old daughter wear a bikini like this. (That’s right perverts, Madison’s still 17 for another few months.) Or who lets their daughter do a fake “candid” beach photoshoot with the paps before she turns 18. Won’t somebody think of the children my readers? I don’t want any of you perverts getting in trouble here. #FOTO Madison en la playa de Miami. (29/12/16) @madisonbeer #madisonbeer A photo posted by Madison Beer Spain (@spainmadisonbeer) on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:42am PST Finally we get candids again – #madisonbeer #jackgilinsky #jadison A photo posted by @hott_selena on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:10am PST Madison at the beach in Miami yesterday! #madisonbeer @madisonbeer A photo posted by Updates of Madison Beer . (@everythingmadison_) on Dec 30, 2016 at 4:43am PST THAT SMILE KILLS MEEEEE — — @madisonbeer @madisonbeer @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @traciebeer @jackj #madisonbeer #jackgilinsky #jackjohnson #jackandjack @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @jackgilinsky @madisonbeer @madisonbeer A photo posted by – jess ☽ 2.4k unicorns Continue reading

Love Magazine Ruins Another Hottie: Rose Bertram

OK, I’m sorry. I know we’re all supposed to pretend like these LOVE Advent videos are the greatest movies ever made, just because they’ve got hotties dancing around in lingerie. But I’ve watched 30 of these things by now, and this is really the best they could come up with?  Rose Bertram eating Cheetos? If you want to see somebody eating junk food in their underwear, just come by Tuna HQ sometime. Anyway, if you ask me, they need to fire their whole staff and start over fresh next year. Because this is just sad. Continue reading