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Fuck Me in the Ass Because I Love Jesus of the Day

Sometimes, you need musical interlude to make your blogging day better, today’s was sent in from DILLONAIRE who I think was trying to send me a message and that message is that it’s not gay if no one sees…in a if a tree falls in the woods situation…the anal sex way… This comes in after some pretty serious religious debates that have been going on ON THE SITE WITH HATERS and I felt it was relevant enough… I generally hate these kinds of things, but it’s cute enough for today.

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Fuck Me in the Ass Because I Love Jesus of the Day

Gillian Jacobs for Nylon of the Day

Gillian Jacobs is some 31 year old on some show called Community, and she’s flashing her bra like some kind of teen on a school trip…even though she’s not a teen…despite what her botox is telling you…or maybe this is her natural state…she doesn’t drink, which may go against everything I stand for and know, and which may remind me of how much I hate non-drinkers because they judge me and my drinking friends like they are better than us because they fear fun while escaping life’s problems…making her a great designated driver probably a better calling than being a bikini model…because she’s still 31 and 31 is historically known for having “problem” spots… Either way, here’s her spread for complex, where she is unfortunately…not spread.

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Gillian Jacobs for Nylon of the Day