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Meredith Mickelson and Zoi for Vogue China by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day

Ellen Von Unwerth is the biggest and best in hipster, instagram vibe, before instagram, using models who get nude or partially nude….I am into her pictures… But I am more into this model Meredith Mickelson, who I know nothing about, who I am convinced is everything… The kind of girl I used to dream about since childhood in a recurring dream, that must have been designed to let me know when I finally came across my soul mate….who I must devote my life to finding… Or maybe…I just think she’s hot as fuck…either or… The post Meredith Mickelson and Zoi for Vogue China by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Beyonce Does a Fitness Line of the Day

I know whenever I think of Beyonce, I think fitness…. I don’t think fat Fried Chicken sponsored eating monster who decided to get fit because her husband cheats on her, she’s getting older, and the only way for her to compete with his Money Maker Rihanna is to really get in shape so that she has the energy to push through…and compete, in one last hustle, since already having 500 million dollars isn’t enough, when you need to ensure your man doesn’t upgrade…gotta stay on top or some shit… Unfortunately, she looks kinda hot in this video, and I’ve historically had nothing but disinterest in Beyonce…but maybe, just maybe, it’s wanting to fuck a black girl in a life where I’ve never fucked a black girl..because black girls don’t like me…racists. The post Beyonce Does a Fitness Line of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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