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21 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Smacked Around a Little

We do not wish Justin Bieber major bodily harm or even intense trauma that scars him emotionally or physically. Violence as a general rule is wrong. But for the love of all things holy, if there were ever a dude that could stand to get roughed up a little for his own good, it would be Justin Bieber. Are we wrong? We think not. 21 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Punched 1. He Can’t Keep His Shirt On Yeah. Selfies like this work if you’re Matthew McConaughey. Not Justin Bieber. Also, Matthew McConaughey would never post selfies like this because he doesn’t need to constantly beg for attention or prove to himself that he’s cool. Again, there’s no need to break any bones or send the kid to the hospital here, but some scrapes and bruises, along with a good hard shaking? The 20-year-old’s rear end just needs to be whipped into shape. Like yesterday. He’s still young enough that he may be salvageable as a human being. Or not. His downward spiral and transformation into the planet’s biggest douche might be irreversible. But we’ll never know if we don’t try, people. Tough love can go a long way, and this gallery illustrates 21 reasons Justin Bieber is due for a minor-to-moderate ass whomping sooner rather than later. Tell us you don’t agree.

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21 Reasons Justin Bieber Needs to Get Smacked Around a Little

Scott Disick to Neighbor: You’re a Disgusting Whale!

In a new interview with Ryan Seacrest, Scott Disick admits he “has issues.” Hollywood’s biggest douche then went out and proved that yesterday, getting into a dispute with a neighbor because she criticized his parking job. Multiple sources confirm that Disick stood alongside Kourtney Kardashian outside their home and screamed at the woman next door: “Look at you! You know I have to sell my house cheaper because of you! You’re disgusting, I would kill myself if I looked like you… you whale!” Hmmm… is it too late to somehow make Scott look like her? Despite Kourtney’s best efforts to calm her pathetic man down, cops were called to the scene. But no arrests were made or even citations handed out. In the interview below, Disick follows the script given to him by reality show writers and opens up to Seacrest. Do you buy a word he says in it? Scott Disick Interview

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Scott Disick to Neighbor: You’re a Disgusting Whale!