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Vanessa Hudgens Selfie of the Day

I can’t figure out why I am drawn into this Vanessa Hudgens selfie, when I know historically, she was one of the early selfie adopters, before it was ever a thing, or a word in a dictionary, but when it was just a matter of “I want a pic of my naked self to send the motherfucker I’m fucking”….you know a simpler time, before hair, make-up and styling went into the selfie, in fact, she didn’t even trim her cunt… You see, I can just google those pics, they are out there, and I can get my Vanessa Hudgen in a better time fix… But for some reason, a reason I can’t explain I’m sucked into this selfie of her…probably because she’ being paid by the clothing brand she’s wearing to post it, and I just have a thing for hookers even when they are clothed.

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Vanessa Hudgens Selfie of the Day

Kelly Gale is Boring yet Amazing for H&M Swim of the Day

Kelly Gale is some 19 year old model from Sweden…because apparently along with Volvo, blonde haired children of the corn looking motherfuckers, contemporary modern design, and meatballs, Sweden makes models. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s booking H&M swim, which means she’s one catalog shoot away from being a Victoria’s Secret model, and I guess that’s exciting for her, but a fail for all of us, since the second a bitch starts making money, the second she becomes less desperate and thus not willing to sleep in my bed in exchange for promoting her…she’s all on some other “Published model” in her instagram bio kick…but the good news is that the nudity will keep on coming because that’s fashion, and also prostitution, stripping and really life…you get paid to strip the fuck down, it shows how committed you are to the cause… Now I hate Catalog pics, but whatever, these are fine.

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Kelly Gale is Boring yet Amazing for H&M Swim of the Day