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Ashley Tisdale is at #Beachella of the Day

Couchella, No-Chella, Beachella, were all hashtags people who were proud to not be wasting their lives with a bunch of lame mall shoppers, brand lovers, social media sluts and rich guys who work boring jobs looking for ways to spend some of that money on model sluts who want VIP tickets and Desert houses and Helicopter rides… I guess Tisdale has done the whole Coachella thing, probably got paid lots of money at her peak to do the Coachella thing, and who really wants to be with mass amounts of annoying and terribly lecherous people, at lame commercialized parties…when you live in Cali and can just hit the beach and show the world your ass in a less desperate and annoying way.. I am not a fan of Tisdale’s face, at least not as a girl called “hot” by the media, it’s fine for me, I mean I’ve fucked toothless one eyed leathery faced hookers before, but I liked to try to bring back to reality, back when people obsessed over her and called her hot…but while mocking her, I still thought she had and still has a lovely fit body…I wouldn’t mind burying my face in…and K-Fed….if I could…I call it a Jewish girl fetish. TO SEE ASHLEY TISDALE IN A SHEER DRESS AT AN EVENT…. CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale is at #Beachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Gale is Boring yet Amazing for H&M Swim of the Day

Kelly Gale is some 19 year old model from Sweden…because apparently along with Volvo, blonde haired children of the corn looking motherfuckers, contemporary modern design, and meatballs, Sweden makes models. I’ve never heard of her, but she’s booking H&M swim, which means she’s one catalog shoot away from being a Victoria’s Secret model, and I guess that’s exciting for her, but a fail for all of us, since the second a bitch starts making money, the second she becomes less desperate and thus not willing to sleep in my bed in exchange for promoting her…she’s all on some other “Published model” in her instagram bio kick…but the good news is that the nudity will keep on coming because that’s fashion, and also prostitution, stripping and really life…you get paid to strip the fuck down, it shows how committed you are to the cause… Now I hate Catalog pics, but whatever, these are fine.

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