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Alessandra Ambrosio: Hottest Mom Ever

I keep forgetting that supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is a mother, probably because her body is so perfect that I can’t imaging a child tearing it’s way out of it. Here she is playing in the park with the kid in a sweet pair of short shorts. Even just hanging out in the park she looks like she’s on a professional photoshoot. I love it. I bet there are a lot of jealous moms sitting around that park with some of the bitchiest looks you’ll ever see on their faces and a lot of dad’s with stupid grins sitting with their legs crossed. Enjoy.