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Britney Spears’ Award Winning Booty

I didn’t watch the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards last night, I can’t spend four hours watching morons in stupid outfits pat each other on the back for their computer generated singing abilities, so I’m a little surprised by these pictures of Britney Spears . Not because she looks pretty damn good, clean and sober and showing off an amazing little booty…. But because she’s holding a couple of awards. What the hell could she have won? Biggest let down? more pictures of Britney Spears here

Britney Spears Shows Us Her Good Side

I actually saw some footage of Britney Spears performing on her latest tour and it was incredibly awful, the chick just wanders around stage like a drunken stripper, but I’ve got to say that pictures from the show are a whole other story. Here she is giving us a look at her washed up popstar booty. I’ve seen female chimps do this kind of thing on the nature channel, I think it’s called presenting. Anyhow, without the crappy music and lame dance moves she kinda looks… Alright.

Britney Spears Does Kimmel

Apparently Britney Spears was on Jimmy Kimmel Live the other night, I must have been passed out on the couch already, but she did her thing where she struggles to dance and lip sync at the same time so I thought I’d share a few pictures with you. It’s alright I guess, a little too much clothing for my taste, but I can handle it. I’ve also got a few videos of the garbage, you can see them HERE and HERE . Enjoy. more pictures of Britney Spears here

Adrianne Palicki Wonder Woman Action

If you’re really excited for the new version of Wonder Woman to come out, you’ve probably got some issues you might want to work out, and you’re going to love these shots of Adrianne Palicki shooting scenes in Los Angeles the other day. I thought Adiranne was a little hotter than this, this chick looks too butch to me. I guess it’s possible that it’s a stunt woman. What do I know? I had never heard of Adrienne Palicki until they announced they were doing this garbage. Either way, it’s a chick in a Wonder Woman costume jumping over cars…. Still kinda hot. more pictures of Adrianne Palicki here

Britney Spears’ Sweet Hillbilly Hotness

Here’s Britney Spears out the other day in her traditional hillbilly tank top and dungarees looking a little soft around the edges if you ask me. I don’t know why she’s wearing ski goggles, but I’m not one to question celebrities and their crazy fashion statements. Besides, I’m just happy to see that she finally seems to have gotten her wonky nipple situation under control. Actually, without the goggles she looks pretty hot. Nice.

Britney Spears Gets Her Sexy Back

It’s nice to see Britney Spears finally almost getting back to normal again, it’s been a long road, but she seems to be on her way. Here she is looking sexy in some photoshoot for something I don’t care about because I’m an adult male. I would spend some time in bed with this Britney, and not just watching reruns of Property Virgins either. I’m talking about holding hands and possibly giving her a foot massage. Hot stuff.

Britney Spears Gets Her Sexy Back

It’s nice to see Britney Spears finally almost getting back to normal again, it’s been a long road, but she seems to be on her way. Here she is looking sexy in some photoshoot for something I don’t care about because I’m an adult male. I would spend some time in bed with this Britney, and not just watching reruns of Property Virgins either. I’m talking about holding hands and possibly giving her a foot massage. Hot stuff.

Britney Spears Gets Hot And Colorful

Here’s Britney Spears on the cover of V Magazine looking pretty damn good actually. I thought she was fat now? She doesn’t look fat at all, she looks she used to look, somebody must be pretty good at photoshop. I’m not digging the overly saturated colors though, I can’t see a damn thing. I know she’s topless under there somewhere, I just wish I could see it, although I see it pretty much every night in my dreams. I think I’m having a seizure.

Britney Spears Needs To Hit The Gym

I would have thought that with the release of her new album coming up, Britney Spears would be on some crazy celebrity diet to keep her body tight so that she’ll be looking hot for her press tour and all that garbage. Apparently I’m way off. Here she is at the airport the other day looking like she’s smack dab in the middle of some serious heavy flow period days. The bloating, the cramps, the bitchy looking face. Sick. This is a shadow of the former Britney Spears’ self. I’m not impressed. At least her boobs look alright.