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George Clooney’s Italian Tits Fondle a Mic of the Day

Here is George Clooney’s hired pussy and I know you’re thinking that she’s not a hired pussy, she’s an actual accomplished performer from Italy that has established a great career of her own and she just happened to get seduced by Clooney when he was at his house in Italy cuz he’s George Clooney, and instead of jerking off to pussy he sees on local TV, he makes a few phone calls and gets to fuck it in person…but based on her gutter stripper tattoos,I can tell there is more to this story than you think, and that is that George Clooney isn’t the first powerful dick she’s had inside her, cuz when a bitch like this gets on TV, no matter what country she is in, I know she’s used her pussy to get there….and that at least one person is getting extorted to shit….and who really cares about the details, just look at her tits and the way she rocks the mic like a pro….and not a pro on the mic…and actual pro…if you know what I mean. Pics via Bauer

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Renee Zelwegger is Still a Fucking Monster of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck kind of accident or experiment went on with Renee Zelwegger’s face. I don’t know if she was in a dairy farming accident as a child and suffered a life of painful surgeries to reconfigure her face, only to land in Hollywood, eager to persevere as growing up disabled made her strong and eager to never take no for an answer or feel she can’t achieve greatness, in one of those handicapped person being too proud to allow their handicap hold them back situations….or if this is just the product of getting plastic surgery in efforts to keep her naturally weird looking face that gave her a great career in check as she aged…so that she wouldn’t lose her competitive edge, or maybe some botched botox went down in her friends living room after being talked into the shit after one too many cocktails, but I do know whatever happened, it’s not very pretty… Pics via Bauer

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