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Rachel Bilson Single and Shopping of the Day

I uploaded these pictures thinking they were a lot more exciting. I’m not really sure why, because Rachel Bilson has been consistently boring as fuck since she left the OC. I used to just blame the kid from Star Wars for kidnapping her and brainwashing her in his Canadian barn he made her live in, but now she’s got nothing to blame but herself for fucking sucking and not fucking sucking the way we like…. I guess it’s one of those situations where you lock a bitch in the basement for the first 15 years of her life, before getting caught when the telephone company sticks their noses where they don’t belong, only to get you arrested, and getting her released to the public where she is never quite right and always quite weird….. But this is Hollywood….and we don’t have patience for these cunts who could have been flashing pussy with the best of them 5 years ago…not flashing pussy now that they are allowed….she needs to really figure out her priorities and step the fuck up and live out a youth of sluttiness that was stolen from her…cuz all these recent pics of her make me and everyone else fucking sleepy….

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Rachel Bilson Single and Shopping of the Day

Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Fatness of the Day

Like all fat chicks, she just keeps growing and growing…If there is one thing I hate about fat people, it’s not their eating or their sleep apnea that keeps me up all night cuz the bitch is a fucking louder and gives off more heat than a broken furnace, it’s when they accept being fat, embrace being fat and parade their fat asses around like a cow at the county fair, hoping that other people will follow the fucking lead and give them the respect they feel they deserve because they have no self control and eat their loneliness away every night. It looks like there is no stop to this fat shit, and one day they’ll have to crane this pig to the hospital for gastic bypass and the whole thing is pretty sad, cuz when she was disciplined before being tired of all the work that went into being disciplined, she was pretty fucking spectacular…sure we all knew her body and tits had the capacity to become this…we just never thought the Hollywood pressure would allow her to be… It’s all very depressing, but not as depressing as it is for her mattress…. She’s still a decent target for gold diggers and I really don’t know why no one has knocked her up yet, cuz fat or not, she’s a meal ticket who loves as many meals as she can fit into her busy day of eating… I’m just happy she’s not pullin a Kim Kardashian fat chick style tip and wearing spandex….cuz that the kind of shit hell is made of.

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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Fatness of the Day