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Britney Spears and Her New Hot Look of the Day

There are some pictures of Britney Spears last week that I didn’t bother posting because following Britney Spears is not one of my many hobbies, plus I’ve been pre-occupied trying to get my Asian grocer to agree to working on my new project, where we pay random homeless people to shit on his chest, something that I am telling him will be the next big thing but is really for my own personal “Shits and Giggles”, but this new look, with the glasses and the bra that makes me forget her tits hang to the fuckin’ ground like a fat chick who just got her stomach stapled and dropped 140 pounds….So if she kept up this naughty nerd hiding behind her glasses, I’m sure a lot more of us could start masturbating to her again…you know it’s almost good enough for us to forget all the damage she’s done to her pussy and how crazy she is, cuz everyone knows nerdy girls can’t be crazy, they’re too busy studying….see Britney, it’s already working on me. Pics via Fame

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Britney Spears and Her New Hot Look of the Day

Jennifer Love Hewitt Reminds Us That Fat Chicks Like Their Shoes of the Day

There is a study that fatter girls are hooked on buying shoes because it is the one thing on their body that doesn’t change sizes. It’s like if bitch is a size 7 in high school, she’s usually gonna be a size 7 in her 40s, even if her pantsize has gone from a size 0 to a “I wear elastic waistband pants I buy at the fat chick store cuz they don’t make shit in my size anymore”, like my wife. So they go shopping for shoes cuz other than eating buffets, it is the only way they feel good about themselves when shopping and here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt showing off her shoes, the only thing she’s got left, you know now that she’s on her way back to obesity. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Reminds Us That Fat Chicks Like Their Shoes of the Day