So the story goes like this…a dude breaks into a hotel and tries to rob them and while knee deep in the robbery…he accidentally shoots himself in the fucking eye…only for his partner in crime to run the fuck away because why save your homie when he’s that fucking dumb and deserves to die…I mean his behavior’s gonna get one of them killed or caught…or a little bit of both… The dude lived, even though he shouldn’t have. If that’s not your thing, here’s a writer from Florida cutting off his earlobe and eating it for publicity…in what may be the weirdest publicity stunt ever. Or maybe you prefer watching an Elephant wake up a dog… Or maybe you prefer a cat on a windshield… Or maybe you like seeing an army chick grabbing army cock after getting tased….
For those of you who don’t listen to rap music, like me, it turns out that Naya Rivera, the girl from Glee who I assume doesn’t play the amputee with downs syndrome lesbian troll who can’t get rid of her psoriasis, or some other ridiculous outcast caliber role, to connect with the virgin loser freaks who love that shit…is dating rapper Big Sean… In dating rapper Big Sean, she’s allowed her true colors of ratchet, groupie, video vixen, twerking, hooker you’d expect to see sucking dick backstage before the show, to shine through, because that’s probably the kind of girl she thinks her man needs to be satisfied… So she’s been in hip hop magazines, she’s got the hoop earrings, and now she’s being shot in pics with him, and she looks fucking hot…. I approve of this hustle…even though all your racist hicks probably hate her for it…even though based on her name…you probably hate her too…
Former Marine Turned Amputee Becomes Fitness And Underwear Model Talk about turning tragedy to triumph…. Via NY Daily News: Who needs two legs when you look this good? Commanding his shot while standing in just a pair of blue and red briefs, this chiseled and tattooed Afghan War veteran could easily make you forget what’s missing from his photos. But Alex Minsky, a 24-year-old former Marine who’s now kind of a David Beckham of underwear models, stands with the help of a prosthetic leg rising up to his right knee after losing it to an explosion in 2009. In just nine months after fame discovered him working out in a Southern California gym, Minsky has made a growing name for himself as not only a fashion model but a devout role model for healthy living. “I didn’t set out to be an underwear model; I just like taking care of myself and working out. It just so happens that I look good in underwear,” he honestly says. Two years after joining the Marines and shipping off to Afghanistan, the San Diego man, then 21, drove over an improvised explosive device, which sent him in a coma. When he finally woke, his right leg was gone, which marked the beginning of a long and excruciating road toward his recovery. As he reflects, he admits, it certainly wasn’t easy, and he soon fell to drinking as a way to help him cope. “I was just living numb,” he said. “Just running away from all those problems in life and thinking that a drink would fix everything. Now I know that that’s not [the case].” With his family’s support, he says, he mustered up the strength to make the necessary changes in his life. He stopped drinking and focused on his physical fitness, health and mental attitude. Two days after going sober, he was discovered, launching a rising modeling career he’s yet to fully grasp. “I just want people from nearby or far away — I want them to be inspired to try harder,” he said of his ongoing improvement efforts, which he regularly updates his friends, family and fans about on one of his Facebook pages. “I’m donating heavily to the Wounded Warrior Project because they helped me. They helped me a lot along the way, and they helped my family,” he said of the service group that generously aids injured service members like him. “It’s all about progress,” he positively pushes. As for him: “I just want to be happy and healthy … that’s really all I want to do.” This is a great story. Check out more pics of Alex below: Facebook
April Brown Double Amputee After Backroom Butt Injections Gone Wrong This is not worth it: April Brown was once a cosmetologist, fashion designer, and working mother of two daughters. She’s now a multiple amputee. She says hospitalizations after unlicensed cosmetic procedures led to life-threatening infections. Professionals removed her limbs last year to save her life. “I got the butt implants five years ago,” said Brown. “For five years, I lived in pain. Excruciating pain.” April Brown won’t identify the unlicensed practitioner who injected her with silicone. She will only say it was somewhere near Western and Manchester. Brown tells us, her own lack of self-esteem issues are mostly to blame. “They call it butt injections,” she says. “These things are done at pumping parties. They call it medical grade silicone but a lot of it is industrial grade silicone.” Brown’s case recalls similar incidents in Florida. But Brown feels she’s a survivor, empowered by the words of loved ones who feared she would die. “We don’t validate each other,” she says. “We really don’t know how our friends feel about us, unless we have very expressive friends.” Brown envisions a new career as a motivational speaker. Meanwhile, loving daughters Courtney and Dayne are grateful she’ll be home for Mother’s Day. All this over cakes? Turn the page to peep the disturbing interview with the victim… who sticks by the code of the streets AND WONT SNITCH!
There are some pictures of Britney Spears last week that I didn’t bother posting because following Britney Spears is not one of my many hobbies, plus I’ve been pre-occupied trying to get my Asian grocer to agree to working on my new project, where we pay random homeless people to shit on his chest, something that I am telling him will be the next big thing but is really for my own personal “Shits and Giggles”, but this new look, with the glasses and the bra that makes me forget her tits hang to the fuckin’ ground like a fat chick who just got her stomach stapled and dropped 140 pounds….So if she kept up this naughty nerd hiding behind her glasses, I’m sure a lot more of us could start masturbating to her again…you know it’s almost good enough for us to forget all the damage she’s done to her pussy and how crazy she is, cuz everyone knows nerdy girls can’t be crazy, they’re too busy studying….see Britney, it’s already working on me. Pics via Fame
There is a study that fatter girls are hooked on buying shoes because it is the one thing on their body that doesn’t change sizes. It’s like if bitch is a size 7 in high school, she’s usually gonna be a size 7 in her 40s, even if her pantsize has gone from a size 0 to a “I wear elastic waistband pants I buy at the fat chick store cuz they don’t make shit in my size anymore”, like my wife. So they go shopping for shoes cuz other than eating buffets, it is the only way they feel good about themselves when shopping and here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt showing off her shoes, the only thing she’s got left, you know now that she’s on her way back to obesity. Pics via PacificCoastNews
Here’s a beautiful story about a man who lives off his quad-amputee girlfriend’s disability check. He finally got fed up when bitch rolled her quad-amputee ass in front of his TV when he was trying to watch his stories…so he did what he had to do and threw her out of her chair to fend for her fucking self for a change…. I guess she doesn’t understand that she’s already enough of a fucking burden with all inability to get shit done, or give handjobs, cuz bitch doesn’t have any arms or legs…but she makes up for it when dude gets to use her like a living and breathing pocket pussy…. Either way, she had it coming for being crippled and should just be happy a guy gives her the time of day even if he’s just using you for her 1/2 body and disability checks…Take what you can get…Beggars can’t be choosers, I guess they don’t teach you that in handicap school.
I probably have no heart, or maybe its no soul, or maybe I just get embarrassed for other people when they act like assholes. I am also disgusted by outrageous displays of affection. I find it horse shit because I know that in my life I’m sure I’ve experienced love, but never have I suggested we go out there and document the shit in some obnoxious Sears portrait. Continue reading →
