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Jennifer Aniston Actually Sort of Talks About Brad Pitt Breakup

Jennifer Aniston opened up, a little, about a subject she never talks about – the split with her now ex-husband, Brad Pitt – on Inside The Actors Studio . Sitting down with James Lipton, she reflected on starring in the hit movie The Break Up after having just gone through her own, well publicized one. “It was just a beautiful story about a couple breaking-up. And I was slightly familiar on the topic and the issue,” the Horrible Bosses star joked. “I sort of honestly felt like, what a great way to sort of exercise that.” “I enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it,” she said. “You would think otherwise, because even the producers were like, ‘I don’t know if we should ask you to do this.'” “But I was like, why not? Turn the page, let’s move on.” Aniston, who is now dating Justin Theroux , has given just one interview on her divorce from Pitt, which took place more than FIVE YEARS ago. At the time, she told Vanity Fair this: “Am I lonely? Yes. Am I upset? Yes. Am I confused? Yes. Do I have my days when I’ve thrown a little pity party for myself? Absolutely.” “But I’m also doing well,” she said, adding that while she knew of the attraction between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie , she didn’t blame her for the split. “It’s just complicated. There are all these levels of growth – and when you stop growing together, that’s when the problems happen.” Hopefully she’s in a better place now. Not that it will stop Star, In Touch, OK! and their ilk from recycling the same ridiculous stories. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Jennifer Aniston Actually Sort of Talks About Brad Pitt Breakup

Britney Spears and Her New Hot Look of the Day

There are some pictures of Britney Spears last week that I didn’t bother posting because following Britney Spears is not one of my many hobbies, plus I’ve been pre-occupied trying to get my Asian grocer to agree to working on my new project, where we pay random homeless people to shit on his chest, something that I am telling him will be the next big thing but is really for my own personal “Shits and Giggles”, but this new look, with the glasses and the bra that makes me forget her tits hang to the fuckin’ ground like a fat chick who just got her stomach stapled and dropped 140 pounds….So if she kept up this naughty nerd hiding behind her glasses, I’m sure a lot more of us could start masturbating to her again…you know it’s almost good enough for us to forget all the damage she’s done to her pussy and how crazy she is, cuz everyone knows nerdy girls can’t be crazy, they’re too busy studying….see Britney, it’s already working on me. Pics via Fame

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Reminds Us That Fat Chicks Like Their Shoes of the Day

There is a study that fatter girls are hooked on buying shoes because it is the one thing on their body that doesn’t change sizes. It’s like if bitch is a size 7 in high school, she’s usually gonna be a size 7 in her 40s, even if her pantsize has gone from a size 0 to a “I wear elastic waistband pants I buy at the fat chick store cuz they don’t make shit in my size anymore”, like my wife. So they go shopping for shoes cuz other than eating buffets, it is the only way they feel good about themselves when shopping and here are some pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt showing off her shoes, the only thing she’s got left, you know now that she’s on her way back to obesity. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Amputee Story of the Day

Here’s a beautiful story about a man who lives off his quad-amputee girlfriend’s disability check. He finally got fed up when bitch rolled her quad-amputee ass in front of his TV when he was trying to watch his stories…so he did what he had to do and threw her out of her chair to fend for her fucking self for a change…. I guess she doesn’t understand that she’s already enough of a fucking burden with all inability to get shit done, or give handjobs, cuz bitch doesn’t have any arms or legs…but she makes up for it when dude gets to use her like a living and breathing pocket pussy…. Either way, she had it coming for being crippled and should just be happy a guy gives her the time of day even if he’s just using you for her 1/2 body and disability checks…Take what you can get…Beggars can’t be choosers, I guess they don’t teach you that in handicap school.

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Amputee Story of the Day