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I hate the bottom feeding latch on friends who try to protect the integrity of their orange faced, unattractive, uninteresting friend who is suddenly famous…..for no good reason other than being BFF with Katy Perry and working out a formula of dominating mainstream pop despite subpar looks….. This is the bitch at the bar you call the fat manager….who doesn’t let you get close to her hot friend for whatever reason….it’s the “keep me around I got your back and take that roll too serious…but look how fun and entertaining I can be mooning the paprazzi despite having a shitty ass” girl who pretty much knows she can’t lose this hook up and will do all she can to keep it by doing stunts like this they can all laugh about….a valuable asset to any entourage….even though Kesha should be sucking the dick of every paparazzi to retain media attention….which I guess could be why this girl is out there doing that too…the dancing monkey of the group Kesha makes jump through hoops for her own entertainment…either way, whether being the overly involved protective cunt, or the dancing monkey…she’s still got a shitty ass and really that’s all that fucking matters…

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Kesha’s Friend Should Keep Her Shitty Square Ass in her Pants of the Day