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Kirsten Dunst for Calvin Klein in Lingerie of the Day

Apparently Kirsten Dunst is in this Calvin Klein ad wearing her underwear… I didn’t watch it, because I don’t like the oppressive nature of advertising. You know trying to seduce me with outtated big titty ex crackhead celebs in their underwear dancing around. Selling me a lifestyle or image that I can only obtain if I buy Calvin Klein lady underwear, that I will wear when I get fucked by producers and execs, to secure a job in entertainment, which will in turn get me paid and make me matter….so that I ccan get cast in underwear videos…the fat man….like Ashley Graham….because it’s the era of exclusivity… So I hate ads, unless they are paying me. Which Calvin Klein isn’t. But if they were. I’d tell you the top 10 reasons to buy Calvin Klein…you see…we are all whores…and if my whoring allows me to sit on my couch updating this shitty site that costs me a ton in server costs to run….I’ll do it…for myself and for the 1 dude who reads it.. The post Kirsten Dunst for Calvin Klein in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kirsten Dunst for Calvin Klein in Lingerie of the Day

Kirsten Dunst for Calvin Klein in Lingerie of the Day

Apparently Kirsten Dunst is in this Calvin Klein ad wearing her underwear… I didn’t watch it, because I don’t like the oppressive nature of advertising. You know trying to seduce me with outtated big titty ex crackhead celebs in their underwear dancing around. Selling me a lifestyle or image that I can only obtain if I buy Calvin Klein lady underwear, that I will wear when I get fucked by producers and execs, to secure a job in entertainment, which will in turn get me paid and make me matter….so that I ccan get cast in underwear videos…the fat man….like Ashley Graham….because it’s the era of exclusivity… So I hate ads, unless they are paying me. Which Calvin Klein isn’t. But if they were. I’d tell you the top 10 reasons to buy Calvin Klein…you see…we are all whores…and if my whoring allows me to sit on my couch updating this shitty site that costs me a ton in server costs to run….I’ll do it…for myself and for the 1 dude who reads it.. The post Kirsten Dunst for Calvin Klein in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lorde Eats Fries And Teases New Music On A Cryptic Website

Lorde teases new music on a mysterious website, imwaitingforit.com.

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The Men Of Moonlight Strip Down For Calvin Klein

Mahershala Ali and the rest of the Oscar-winning men of “Moonlight” star in Calvin Klein’s new underwear campaign.

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Calvin Klein Uses Millie Bobby Brown (Whitney Houston) Even Though She’s 12 of the Day

So Calvin Klein is an old pervert like your president – and used the freaky girl form Stranger Things in their campaign… She’s 12 years old…. I don’t know, but that creeps me out, where I’m from it’s illegal, but I guess if as long as it’s not actual porn – and the parents sign off on the shit…Little Bobby Brown can do whatever the fuck she wants, seeing as she likely owns her parents now that she’s famous, making the money, living their dream… But I still find it creepy….and that’s why I’m posting it… The post Calvin Klein Uses Millie Bobby Brown (Whitney Houston) Even Though She’s 12 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne In Her Calvin’s

I’ve got some good news, guys. Not only do I have more patented Bella Thorne tongue action for you perverts today, but it looks like the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat finally figured out a way to monetize all these sexy selfies of hers. Because it looks like Bella’s doing a Calvin Klein lingerie ad in one of these Snaps, and if you ask me, that’s genius. Millions of followers is great and all, but the #1 hottie on Snapchat deserves some actual cash for all that work she’s been putting in. Here’s hoping she does an ad for a “personal massager” next, if you catch my drift.

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Hailey Clauson’s in her Underwear of the Day

Hailey Clauson is my favorite hipster model who isn’t really a hipster model but was when she was 16 and got cast to be in Urban Outfitters….only to sue them for posing her slutty, willingly posing slutty, while her dad watched and counted the money they ended up getting – and that’s amazing – FUCK THE MAN…without actually fucking the man with all the other models are fucking to get to where this one got – and she still gets work…and still looks good and still gets in her fucking underwear – all Calvin Klein mainstream and basic – because she’s a Sports Illustrated girl…. but there’s pussy definition in panty…all big and lovely… The post Hailey Clauson’s in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailey Clauson’s in her Underwear of the Day

Hailey Clauson is my favorite hipster model who isn’t really a hipster model but was when she was 16 and got cast to be in Urban Outfitters….only to sue them for posing her slutty, willingly posing slutty, while her dad watched and counted the money they ended up getting – and that’s amazing – FUCK THE MAN…without actually fucking the man with all the other models are fucking to get to where this one got – and she still gets work…and still looks good and still gets in her fucking underwear – all Calvin Klein mainstream and basic – because she’s a Sports Illustrated girl…. but there’s pussy definition in panty…all big and lovely… The post Hailey Clauson’s in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella “One Face” Hadid Loves Herself Fake Modeling Career

I guess Bella Hadid can’t believe she’s a real model with an actual New York City billboard either, because here she is posing in front of her own Calvin Klein poster in NY. And as lame as that is, there’s two good reasons why I can’t make fun of her for it: 1) I’m a big fan of Bella’s topless modeling too, and 2) I’m a little distracted by the serious case of nippleitis she seems to have come down with. If you ask me, she needs to go see a doctor blogger ASAP. Continue reading

Calvin Klein’s Latest Campaign Just Went From Sexy To Gross

Calvin Klein releases an ad featuring an upskirt shot of a woman.

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