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More Carlie Jo Howell’s Hotness In Your Cup

I’m still waiting for the world’s hottest coffee shop owner/barista Carlie Jo Howell to take me up on my exciting business proposal (AKA opening one of her topless coffee shops in my mom’s basement). But here’s a few more of her latest Snapchat pictures to help tide me over until she finally comes to her senses and realizes what a great franchise opportunity that would be. Trust me, I know a ton about the coffee business. I figure I’ve been thrown out of and/or banned from at least 100 Starbucks by now. Call me! Continue reading

The Best Part Of Waking Up Is Carlie Jo Howell In Your Cup

You may have never heard of Carlie Jo Howell , but she is the owner of some coffee shop that will most likely put Starbucks out of business. Or at the very least steal 50% of their clientele. As a man, I like to have my coffee black and served by a hot chick in a bikini. And now that I know Carlie exists, I can’t have it any other way. So please open a location in my mom’s basement. I will be the most popular middle-aged man in my neighborhood! » view all 11 photos          

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