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Kate Upton is a Huge Model…Literally…of the Day

You like what I did there don’t you… In the event you don’t keep on top of Kate Upton news, like Kate Upton keeps on top of baked goods…she’s won some model of the year, or biggest model of the year award, that would make sense if it was like a pumpkin contest at the fair, you know the whole “this one ways 175 lbs, give her a ribbon”…but that is more about her fame level..and less about her dress size…even though you’d think her dress size would have more of a negative impact on her fame level…but then again people aren’t as logical as me…and they just see tits…and sometimes tits is all you need to fuck a fat bitch you meet at a bar when drunk…so I guess the same logic applies to models… Who cares…she looks like a fucking walrus…stop loving her. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Carre Otis Topless for FLAUNT of the Day

Carre Otis is my favorite kind of anorexic model…not because she’s 44, but because she developed three holes in her heart during her stint as a model in her younger years…because she was that committed to being skinny as fuck for fashion…which may not be the healthiest approach to life, but it’s sure as fuck better than being fat… She is a beacon of hope, that the good days of skinny models, I mean even fit models like the Victoria’s Secret girls, will one day come back…despite what all the fast food companies selling product to mainstream bitches want…cuz if the idea that hot bitches must be skinny comes back, their billion dollar empires risk losing out on sales…which is why I think they invented Kate Upton in the same lab they make the pink slime in…and pushed her into the idea of hot to a nation…so that 40 lbs of extra fast food fat becomes socially acceptable…. So here’s some Carre Otis tits for Flaunt magazine…reminding us what was…

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Carre Otis Topless for FLAUNT of the Day