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Melissa Clarke – Page 3 Idol Winner for NUTS of the Day

Posted on February 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Melissa Clarke, like the BLADE RUNNER / WIFE KILLER defied all odds and said to herself “I am tired of busty bitches getting in Page 3 and being Glamour Models”…and she did something about it….and that something was jumping on some Page 3 idol contest that she won….landing her in Page 3 and now in nuts…because like the bionic man running in the olympics….the world is trying to understand how this happened…her A-Cups that I personally love….aren’t supposed to be a Glamour model…save that shit for those ALT Porn sites…but for some reason they are….THIS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING WE’VE BUILT OUR EMPIRE ON…..but the people have spoke….so hello Melissa Clarke….how does your dad feel about these pics?

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Emilia Clarke for GQ of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is on Game of Thrones…a show all you wizard loving, fantasy watching, virgin motherfuckers….because ever since I found out fantasy existed, in shitty books, shitty video games, and then in shitty clubs at the college level who played Magic Cards and hand sword battles in the woods like 7 year olds at 30, it made me uncomfortable…but staring at a chick, who isn’t really sexy, trying to be sexy, whether she’s on fantasy shows, or dating Seth Macfarlane and his billion dollar empire that is probably annoying to be around, cuz you know he never stops with his idiotic voices, doesn’t make me uncomfortable…if anything, I like it. IF YOU’RE INTERESTED I’ve Posted Her Tits Before

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Miley Cyrus Showing Her Stomach of the Day

Posted on February 15, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am a fan of Miley Cyrus…part of me thinks it is because she reminds me of a cartoon mule…all wonky faced and speaking in some country hick twang…the other part of me thinks it has to do with her tight little teen body that is no longer a teen but thanks to Disney’s doping to keep her young forever…she’s all fuck tight bodied and awesome too look at…and the last part of me just likes the combination of all her money and all the emotional damage and baggage she probably has…like a time bomb brewing inside her…for selling her soul to the public instead of just living off Billy Ray’s money….and I love being part of those breakdowns… Here is her stomach for social media…I like it.

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