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Kourtney Kardashian and Her Pregnancy on the Beach of the Day

You know what the Kardashians need, another Kardashian to add to their pack and really convince the world that they are an actual rat infestation and not just pretending to be one. You know a group of rodents who have come to pollute and annoy our fuckin’ lives because as they stand now, there are only four of them and sure that is enough disgusting to really annoy a mother fucker, especially when you can’t poison or trap them, but it is not quite enough to make a motherfucker go completely crazy, they kind of just teeter back and forth on the cusp of a motherfucker’s sanity, but luckily Kourtney has taken it upon herself to change that by getting knocked the fuckup by a white dude, something as the third “K” in the family she had to do because she completely her dad’s plan of being the “KKK” girls and as the KKK you kinda need to avoid dick that isn’t your own, or some shit and here she is sitting in the bikini bottoms she shoulda left on the night this asshole knocked her up

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Stuttering Football Player of the Day

I know laughing at people’s speech impedements is real fucking mean because they can’t help themselves, but whenever I see an adult lisp or adult stutter, whether it is something a motherfucker can control or not, it makes me fucking laugh, it reminds me of some kind of cartoon or some shit and I can’t believe motherfucker is for real, it’s gotta be some kind of joke, but then I remember that he’s a football player, probably found in the bayou somewhere, where speech therapy in elementary school probably doesn’t exist and is now making more money than any of us ever will, so stutter or not, you know that tongue will be in hotter pussy that we’ll ever be in, so I guess he’s got the last laugh, but before he does, get your laughs in….

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