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Some Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Named Genevieve Jones Nipple Slip of the Day

This is one of those things where I don’t really care who’s nipple is falling out of her shirt just as long as a nipple is falling out of a shirt..you see when this happens in everyday life, I don’t run up to the cunt and demand ID to see if I am still interested, I just follow her home, climb into her basement window and wait until nightfall…. If these pictures were any hotter, I’d take the time to figure out who Genevieve Jones is, but since I’m lazy let’s just make up a story about her and that story is that she was created when Tommy Lee Jones and Tom Jones and Mr Jones and from that horrible Counting Crows song and Indiana Jones had a gangbang with Grace Jones and Catherine Zeta Jones ….while James Earl Jones jerked off in the corner to Bridget Jones’ diary while Norah Jones sang bullshit emotional songs she was too young to even grasp the meaning of….to set the fucking mood. Pics via Bauer

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Some Bitch I’ve Never Heard of Named Genevieve Jones Nipple Slip of the Day

Alicia Keys Bikini Pictures of the Day

I have a lot in common with Alicia Keys’ personal chef….and that’s that before these pictures we just assumed she was always pregnant.It was the only explanation for the outrageous amounts of food she’s been eating all these years, making it safe to assume she was eating for two, and we just didn’t take the time to realize that the other person Alicia Keys was feeding was her sloppy legs and ass…. Don’t get me wrong, I love fat black women, I mean there’s a reason Aunt Jamima syrup sells so well, it brings comfort, comfort I’ve been trying to recreate by spending a lifetime of trying to bed big women to try to get that feeling again, but they don’t taste syrupy good, or smell like warm cooked country breakfast…they taste and smell like shit…but in my defense, I really only got with fat chicks when no one else would take me, and that’s how I stupidly married one…. And what it all comes down to is that pregnant or not, I have never found Alicia Keys hot, worth wanting to fuck, so seeing her in a bikini pregnant or just fat in a bikini is all the same kinda boring….and just reminds me that bitch should keep the fat women off the beach and on Jerry Springer talking about having sex for a cheeseburger where they belong. Pics via Bauer

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