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Kimora Lee Simmons Hot Body in a Bikini of the Day

I have a thing for gold digging hookers in bikinis in luxurious places with their kids that secured their gold digging status…and made them seem like they aren’t gold diggers at all…you know since you brought the gold’s kids into the world….and pretended to front his clothing line and shit….so that it seems like she’s not spending their ex husbands money…but spending money they’ve earned with their vagina….especially when they are old….it’s like finding expired milk in the fridge…past it’s prime…but still worth smelling to see if it will make you sick…only with more implants…

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Kimora Lee Simmons Hot Body in a Bikini of the Day

Christy Turlington’s My Girlfriend of the Day

Christy Turlington is my girlfriend…sure it’s not official…I’ve just started promising her the world of my romance…you know holding hands and gazing into each other’s eyes…til the end of time….because she’s a beautiful ex-model, current model, doing model shit modeling….into her 40s and still looking sexy to me…but I could just be saying that because I am blinded by love….and here she is modeling for who fucking cares…I’m going back to her instagram to plot how I am going to ruin her happy marriage…

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Stephanie Seymour in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Seymour knew this day was coming and I am going to say she even got new implants to celebrate…it’s Christmas in St Barts…this time comes around every year for her…and the local paparazzi….as they jump on board and snap off pics of her…whether it is giving her son a boner a few years ago…or showcasing how much her model, rockstar fucking, Guns N Roses split up causing body, has failed her…. But this year…this year is different…cuz she’s realized people still care…and are looking and that even thought it may not be the 90s anymore…she can still starve herself….but more importantly….she can still get stupid beach ball like implants like it was…and I approve because beach balls make the beach more fun….

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Stephanie Seymour in a Bikini of the Day