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Arianny Celeste And Friends In Sexy Bikinis

I don’t know what these pictures are all about, but I discovered long ago not to ask too many questions when a bunch of hotties are hanging out together in their bikinis. Just shut your mouth, sit back and enjoy the show. Preferably with an ice cold adult beverage. Here are Arianny Celeste and some of her friends getting ready to party in their itsy bitsy bikinis. I like it. How come I never get invited to these kinds of things? I promote the crap out of half naked women all day, you’d think I’d at least get a courtesy invite.

Arianny Celeste & Brittney Palmer Bikini Hotties

Here are Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer showing off their banging bodies in some sweet all American bikini Twitter pictures. I love hotties who desperately need attention. Wasn’t Arianny just accused of assaulting her boyfriend or something like that? Crazy broad. I think I’d take a few chick slaps to the face, no groin work, if it meant I got to bang this hottie afterwards. Suck it up.

Brooke Burke Takes The Girls To Dinner

As I’ve said before, I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars because I’ve got fully functioning testicles, but I’m aware that Brooke Burke is on it in some capacity and she’s got a nice set of funbags so I’m posting these pictures of her. Here she is heading out to dinner the other night with her assets nicely packed into a tight little dress. When’s Dancing With The Really Pale Bloggers starting?

Arianny Celeste Busts Out The Hotness

I’ve never in my life heard of Vegas Seven magazine, I didn’t think people still read magazine, but apparently they like to feature pictures of big breasted hotties so I’m going to have to give them a second look. Here’s Arianny Celeste busting out of a sexy little bikini for us. Oh yeah! That’s what I like to see in my magazines. Articles? Not for this guy. #hotness

Arianny Celeste Busts Out The Hotness

I’ve never in my life heard of Vegas Seven magazine, I didn’t think people still read magazine, but apparently they like to feature pictures of big breasted hotties so I’m going to have to give them a second look. Here’s Arianny Celeste busting out of a sexy little bikini for us. Oh yeah! That’s what I like to see in my magazines. Articles? Not for this guy. #hotness

Arianny Celeste Old School Cleavage

I know this is an old photo shoot of UFC hottie Arianny Celeste , I’m not always up to date with the latest trends, but it’s an oldie and a goodie and I can’t be bothered to find anything else. Sorry. The woman is a hot little number so I’m sure none of you give a crap that these are old, we all just want to see some nice big cleavage on a tight body. Besides, my erection doesn’t know how old these are. Enjoy.

Arianny Celeste Does It Again

I knew there was a reason I keep posting pictures of this Arianny Celeste chick, she may not be much of a celebrity, but she’s hot right now. At least on this crappy website she is. Here she is in yet another sexy photoshoot for something, I can’t figure out what, but I like it. This could be a plastic surgeon’s breast implant catalogue for all I know, it doesn’t really matter, the woman is hot and doesn’t mind showing off the goods. Keep up the good work.

Arianny Celeste papped naked

Arianny Celeste is in our opinion one of the all-time hottest UFC girls and here she is papped naked showing off her sexy body Continue reading

Arianny Celeste’s Valentine’s Instagram

Obviously yesterday was Valentine’s Day , I know this because I spent the night drinking beer in bed and watching an episode of The Bachelor I had Tivo-ed, so I thought it was only fair to do at least one post for all you fools who fall for this kind of made up holiday crap. Here’s hottie Arianny Celeste posing in her underwear with a silly stuffed animal. Lucky bear. It was very nice of her to post these on Twitter for me an me along. How sweet. I got her this erection in return. I hope she likes it.

Arianny Celeste Sure Knows What I Like

This Arianny Celeste hottie has really impressed me over the last little while, yesterday I had some shots of her in a hot bondage-like photoshoot with her breasts falling out and now I’ve got her in these angelic looking shots from Nuts magazine….. Also with her breasts falling out. Do you see a pattern here? What can I tell you, I like me some big breasts. Anyhow, the girl knows what we want to see and ain’t afraid to show it off. Well done.