I forgot Christina Aguilera existed even though she’s the biggest thing ever….I don’t follow her on social media…even though she was my favorite of the 90s poptarts… She’s not as fat as she used to be, but her tits are still fat and above all she’s Christina Aguilera and even though her voice was grating on my fucking nerves like some nails on the chalkboard shit…she still mattered…her little frame…her broken childhood….her implants…her edgy slutty phase… I was convinced that I would fuck her in my lifetime, I even made a bet with a friend that before I die – I will bang Christina Aguilera….I am not dead now, but like everything in life, I never really pursued that dream that really faded quick, because who the fuck cares about Christina Aguilera, except for the people getting paid by Christina Aguilera, like the men she owns and marries…. But it’s nice to see she’s whoring out on her social media I don’t even follow….because I am nostalgic… The post Christina Aguilera’s Bathing Suit Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Christina Aguilera’s Bathing Suit Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day
